Get drunk and get laid ...

Or just get in to this new association.
Dont have a clue why a new asso and not a current one, but here is the expectations:

13 % in all 4 = 50 all over (No I dont do math)
Top 22 in the league
Always be online and support during asso matches
unless:

# You are to drunk or expect to get drunk
# You got laid or expect to get laid
# You experienced sexual harassment - and liked it ...
# You looked in to the mirror, and liked it ...
# Your partner has banned Top Eleven due to too much online time
# You got beating by your partner because you still managed to play Top Eleven
# You are on a mountain and going off piste
# You went off piste, got in to a avalanche and cant reach your phone
# You went after skiing and forgot everything - also your clothes
# You was suppose to clean up, but are hiding without possibility to log in.
# You like to be kicked
# You like to be kicked out of an association

Stop thinking having fun together if you dont have the aged to understand above - starting with the first ones

If you cheat you will get kicked out ...
If you beat your family, friends, animals - you will get kicked and hunted
If you dont know how to behave and treat people ... well you already know the answer

We start from the buttom and stop reaching Platinum -
And start from the buttom again.

Asso Name? It will come out soon, but let us take it here PM.
Let the party begin