*reuters* leddy fc news

[leddy]

I'm tanking this season, already got my illegal formation set, as for now we're simply preparing our squad for

We need a new Koch Cheese Incident? could you cook something up? lol.

Well thats why I didn't kill off "Cheese" lol, "Koch" had to die for "Cheese" to live , He is busy brown nosing at Bellendson prison and with the Screws game coming up....I am sure we will cook something up lol.

[leddy]

Top Eleven has the potential to suck a fortnights giro out of you if your not careful.

Yeh I am already outside the post office with a flask as we speak for opening time tomorrow

[leddy]

LEDDY TV NEWS


The league is becoming an epic encounter with lots of active managers, any one from say 5 to six teams could win it with 3 league champions in the mix too.


LEDDY FC win 2-0 away to Steluta FC in Romania. TWAT said " this was our best ever away win in the league, its so tight at the top and Steluta although in 8th had a squad a little better on paper to us..both managers present i was proud of the players as they had an attacking lineup and had been in transfer market. I changed my tactics for this game and with Galatasary drawing we have pulled two points ahead, but as I say i think its out of 5 teams." "Dingle twat" was then off to have a Brazilian.Then before the team left to board the plane they went to the grave of ex Chairman asthma sufferer "Vlad the Inhaler (now impaler)".



*REUTERS*

Model "Brenda Pornstat" has confessed to having an affair with ref "Norman freeman", Freeman who is 2nd cousin to "Helmet Cheese" has been suspended from all duties. "Cheese" is to ref Screws v Inmates match at bellendson Prison.

[leddy]

It's not even a similar game, It's one of those widely promoted fantasy football competitions that people just pick a team and whatever the players do in the premier league they score points and whoever scores the most points wins. I would not say its in direct competition with Nordeus/T11.

The Sun "dream team" is another example.

Do you mind not advertising here on this thread for another game please

[zJordan]

Mods please don't close this thread, it has history, I should turn our RP into a novel lol, ITS THAT SPECIAL TO US!

Wolf FC Chairman Jordan White will release a small story later on this month detailing the hunt for Helmet Cheese and Koch. It will take its readers through every detail of hunting the out spoken refs.

[leddy]

LEDDY FC TV NEWS

LEDDY FC move 3 points clear at the top of CL group after beating 2nd place team AX FC 4-1, B Jevdevic MC scored a hatrick.

Later on it was league match against bottom team U De Chile and win 6-0 and keep two points at the top in a tightly bunched top 5.

"TWAT" said a very good day today and a nice rest until league game tomorrow night now we are out of the Cup.

LEDDY FC look forward to the Novel by "Jordan White" on their help in the Hunt for "Cheese and Koch".



*REUTERS*

"Helmet Cheese" dropped his soap in the shower in Prison........OUCH

"Shakespeare was seen in a pub in Stratford, when the barman saw who it was he said "oi beardy your Bard"

[leddy]

LEDDY TV NEWS


TURKISH DEFRIGHT IN ISTANBUL as LEDDY FC crash 4-1.

Top of the table clash between 1st and 2nd ended LEDDY FC unbeaten run in the league, going into to todays game Leddy Fc were 2 points ahead, Man of the season(last) and top scorer AMR T.Peeraer was stretched off after just 8 mins after being hacked down and suffered cartilage strain, he is out for 5 days. "Twat" was at the match but the operator of the handheld device was at work and couldnt change things.


"TWAT" said " we are gutted, the other teams behind us have won and closed the gap in this tight league, we are one point behind them now but they have to come to our place near the end of the season ‘I’ll tell ya – you can tell him now, he’ll be watching (Galatasary manager) – we’re still fighting for this title. And I’ll tell you honestly, I will love it if we beat them – LOVE IT!’, an emotional Twat threw down the "Turkish Delight" handed to him by "Sly sports" interviewer" Richard Peas".


LEDDY FC are on a plane to Thailand for this evenings CL group game, to add insult to injury MC B .Jevdevic got booked and misses next league game while hacker of Galatasary got away scott free.

[leddy]

LEDDY FC win in Thailand 5-1 in CL, B Jevdjevic scores twice but gets yellow carded and misses next game, LEDDY FC go 6 points clear at the top after 2nd place AX FC loose to bottom team.

[zJordan]

Chairman Jordan White is leading an appeal to have Cheese executed, Wolf FC have invested over 900,000 dollars into the court case to have Cheese executed for murder, and prostitution.

[Cat Harrison]

Howsitgoin?