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REUTERS

TWAT framed in drug scandal, It seems manager of Champions league Winners Dingle Twat has been framed as drugs found in his bag at Uruguay airport. Reports seem to think Helmet Cheese's dad had the police place the Coke in his hand luggage. Willie Hat is still out there trying to get Twat out on Gareth Bale.


LEDDY FC News

The football still goes on and LEDDY FC remain top on GD with Fabe Utd in 2nd...both teams play tomorrow. Megan Sheman is still in charge while Twat is in Uruguay. LeDDY FC draw at home in 3rd round of cup 1st leg.

DC Smid injured and out for 3 days, DL Plant is still out for 7 days, with LEDDY FC policy this season to use what we have and not be tempted...Sheman said"we will use makeshift defence for the return leg in CL group this afternoon having beaten them in Uruguay two days ago. Our stock of is very low on Health packs so its not to good, but hey ho.

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LEDDY FC NEWS

Director of Football Damian Clitz has flown out to join Willie Hat and a team of legal representives to have talks in getting Twat out on Bail.


LEDDY FC play 2nd leg of Cup with the tie 1-1 after the first game, its then top of the table clash in league with FABE FC and their team of Galaticos.

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LEDDY FC NEWS

LEDDY FC win 2-0 away in cup to level 6 team to go through to round 4 (last 16) 3-1 on agg, another player injured influentual midfield player B Jevdevic out for 4 days along side diamond DL R Plant and DC/R Z Smid. Megan Sheman said" great win and we equal our best run in the cup, bad news with top of table clash later tonight at home to FABE FC with 3 great players out and little health packs, but we shall have a go and play as we always do.....LIKE RABBITS CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS.

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LEDDY FC NEWS


RABBITS DODGE CAR LIGHTS TO EARN HARD EARNED 0-0


LEDDY FC remain top of league on GD with a hard earned draw at home to the team of 44.7 to LEDDY FC 37.

Fabe FC still have conceaded no goals this season but LEDDY FC are the first team to keep a clean sheet against them, even the the two teams of better quality got smashed by them.

Stand in Manager Megan Sheman said" UNBELIEVABLE Jeff, we could have won the game but another player got injured our AMR/striker was off after 30 mins and with our team full of injured we had to play 34 yr old MR in MC, swap a few players around and held out for a good point for us. I hope by the away tie later this season our 4 influential players will be back in the team and TWAT back too. Well done team."

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LEDDY FC NEWS

LEDDY FC are on their way to Germany for league game against the orignal team name of Bayen Munich in a league match. With 4 first team players injured its a case of trying to get through this period untill they come back. Its then on the plane over to Italy where a point will see LEDDY FC qualify for the knockout stage of the CL.

Sheman Said. "The Float Marina is our goal" We have old stalwart AML A Hannipah filling in the shoes of T Peeraer who has swapped to AMR while AMR/Striker M Sciallano is injured. Both Plant and Smid in defence have been replaced with Kalpoe who has moved from DMC to DC and Giddens comes in in DMC. We play only 3 at the back at the moment to cover our losses. B.Jevdevic is been replaced by young Oak Vickers. To have a full squad for the first time this season will be crucial if we are to progress in all comps"

LEDDY FC have been drawn against level 7 team in Round of 16 in the cup. Sheman said" if we are to get to the QF of this comp for the first time in our history our standin players have to stand up and be counted".


REUTERS

Twat bailed but cannot leave Uruguay....Willie Hat said " we are pleased our legal peeps have secured this but unhappy he cannot fly back to UK. Hat and Clitz are to stay out there with Twat until they can get him out of the country.


Shemans op has been postponed untill Twat is back at Leddy FC so that she can lead the club through this tricky period.

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Its usually the vetrons "Giggs", "Phillips" to name a couple that pull teams through the season in injury stricken squads. Good luck over the next few days. I've been really lucky so far this season 2 strikers out for 4 & 5 days but I have 4 in the squad.

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Its usually the vetrons "Giggs", "Phillips" to name a couple that pull teams through the season in injury stricken squads. Good luck over the next few days. I've been really lucky so far this season 2 strikers out for 4 & 5 days but I have 4 in the squad.

Yeh so far I am getting results, not convincing but at least they are keeping us in the Mix, because I usually play with just one striker I have only two of them and the other plays AMR usually. Next season I will dip into the transfer market but this season I am determined not to farm just to see how far we get.

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LEDDY FC NEWS

LEDDY remain top on GD of 5 after a 4-1 away win against Bayen Munchen, FABE UTD still havent conceaded a goal and are at home to a team who havent won in 5 games, LEDDY FC play 3rd place FC HOLLIE who have a better team on paper....Sheman said" the swing in GD could change today so we must win and are pleased that two of our four injured are back today.

LEDDY FC WIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GROUP WITH GAME TO SPARE

With a depleated team our Ryan Giggs in A.HANNAPAH scored the only goal to secure passage thru to last 16.


The lads are in Bulgaria for their 1st leg of Cup game against level 7 team BOTEV PLODEV, followed by home game in league.


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FBI agent Trent Seattle has flown down to Columbia to investigate Helmet Cheese's dad in an attempt to get LEDDY FC Manager out of the Uruguay, this is if CHEESE can be found to have bribed Uruguayan police.

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LEDDY FC NEWS

Director of football Damian Clitz has been scouting players while in Uruguay on buisness.. SEE BELOW of possible new signings (although this wouldnt be until next season). Although its a SPLIT on which ones to sign





LEDDY FC draw in Bulgaria 1-1 in 1st leg of cup.

In the league the galitcos of FABE FC win 10-0 and go top by gd of 5....tonights clash against third place team Hollie FC has to be won by 6 if LEDDY FC are to go back top.

TWAT said from a hotel in Uruguay.....its going to be a hard season with that FABE lot...no goals past them, 43,000 seater stadium.....where the hell is helmet Chesse when we need him ???? grates on me that he has gone "

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LEDDY FC NEWS

Director of football Damian Clitz has been scouting players while in Uruguay on buisness.. SEE BELOW of possible new signings (although this wouldnt be until next season). Although its a SPLIT on which ones to sign





LEDDY FC draw in Bulgaria 1-1 in 1st leg of cup.

In the league the galitcos of FABE FC win 10-0 and go top by gd of 5....tonights clash against third place team Hollie FC has to be won by 6 if LEDDY FC are to go back top.

TWAT said from a hotel in Uruguay.....its going to be a hard season with that FABE lot...no goals past them, 43,000 seater stadium.....where the hell is helmet Chesse when we need him ???? grates on me that he has gone "

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