Great job, well done finally got the converted trophy I think it will change next season so just in time. Did you get chance to watch the matches?
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Great job, well done finally got the converted trophy I think it will change next season so just in time. Did you get chance to watch the matches?
Cheers mate, How is it changing next season ??? yes I did watch them, Mrs Dingle knew it was important lol..The final was full of missed chances for both but I think my formation payed off against his better team on paper. I think he must feel like I did two seasons ago when I went in as the fave on paper....but hey ho lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
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Congratz with the CL title
Nordeus said last month when they introduced the new look trophy's that they would change them & not stick with the same ones, so I was thinking every 2 or three seasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by leddy
This is how AEPRE FC will start the Norma Stitz trophy aganist Capelli Tigers today
GK Schwarzer,
DL Lamb, DC Kovacevic DC Sretkovic, DR Terry
MC Andersson, MC Coba, MC Salas
AML Bale, AMR Petersen
ST Lukaku
LEDDY TV NEWS
LEDDY FC would like to thank everyone for the congraz on last nights truimph :), R Plant who went off injured last night will be out for 17 days FFS.
Talking about the Knobs eleven team that played earlier in the season with the late "Helmet Cheese at the helm, we think that Wolf FC should sign Norwich's Ricky van Wolfswinkel :eek: for their team next season.
The team has landed back at London Heathrow after changing flights at Shipol Airport in Amsterdam and spending two hours in their fave city even if they lost their first CL final there. They met up with ex striker G.Hurst who now lives there to share in the win. Hurst said" I am over joyed for the teams win, this side did something our squad couldn't manage, I live in The Netherlands now and often drive past The Amsterdam arena made famous for our final, I often go and see Ajax who I have always had a fondness for since the days of Cruyff. lets hope they can rise again to be a super power of European Football but its LEDDY FC's time now and need to win another to be considered a great side along the likes of Benfica,Ajax, Madrid, Forest and United etc."
The team are on the coach down to the south coast for tonights last match and celebrations, tomorrow the trophies will be paraded around the town .
LEDDY FC NEWS
The final game of the season was won 5-1 against Zaltbommel, the league and CL trophies were paraded at the end of the game and the statue of Norma Stitz was unveiled before the start of the match.
Kudos to Galatasary for taking the only points of the season off us and also to T.Peeraer who again won the golden boot for most goals and Ritchie Blackmore for assists.
Willie Hat and Dingle twat made speeches and the fans were in fantasy land.
The open bus tour of the town starts at 4 pm tomorrow from the stadium and heads to the town hall for 6pm.
Norma statue
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Final league table
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A great season... Love Norma's statue! rofl
LEDDY TV NEWS
Thoughts for the coming season "Dingle" said, we achieved what we wanted last season, its much the same, we will not take the cup seriously and play some reserves and carry on and do as well as we can in the league and CL. We might tank the season though, see how we feel."
After the cup game this afternoon the team board the open top bus for the parade.
LEDDY FC have two young players from the YOUFFFF academy today, but more bizzarely we had a 34 year MR player in our res this morning , not sure why or how he got there ??????
YOUFF academy player Jordan Farren with only 2 stars will play in the cup match today...TWAT said, its good to throw them in the deep end, I shall see if he sinks or swims"
LEDDY FC have been drawn in group D of CL against Uruguay,spain and italian teams, we are 2nd seeded in terms of quality.
TWAT, we aim to work with what we have this season if we can, we have no expectations this season, we will make this a season of transition (but hey you know what its like once we get going , the competitive animal comes out)"
REUTERS
The statue of Norma Stitz has been been deheaded, some weirdo has chopped it off.
LEDDY FC spokesman and ex Navy captain "John "seaman" Stains" said "we have looked at CCTV footage and its local greengrocer "Joy Hurtful" that took the head off. We are shocked to find that its her as she comes across as a noble pillar of society but obviously has a hidden agenda, we intend to prosecute and find out why".
LEDDY FC go through to next round of The Cup. TWAT said " Jordan our 2 star youff player played in both games and did a good job against a side from level 6 and mixed in well with the 5 star players, With Hannapah out with injury we stuck young Oak Vickers out of position there, he got an assist for a goal. The experimentation is going well.
1st leg LEDDY FC 2-1 AC MAILAND..........2nd leg AC MAILAND 2-2LEDDY FC
LEDDY FC NEWS
LEDDY FC are 4th seeds in level 5 league, with 3 other league champions in the mix. TWAT said " This will be difficult especially with the work with what we have policy this season, but I have faith with them..we are CL holders and we hope that puts fear into some."
Joy Hurtful was arrested yesterday and questioned about the decapitation of Norma's statue, she told Detective Stools that her husband had a fling with Norma after meeting at the burger bar at a home match 4 years ago. She had stopped coming to the matches once the "Norma (the milky bars are on me) Stitz stand had opened but having to drive past the statue of her was too much, she became enraged and took the head off.
LEDDY FC win first league and CL game yeaterday. TWAT said " ", he just yawned.
Joy Hurtful has been asked where the head of Norma is so they can put it back on the statue, she wouldn't say at this stage.
REUTERS
There are rumblings that the Columbian father and drug baron of Helmet Cheese (who's name I cannot remember) is set to look for the fan who popped the spud piece into Helmets head that ultimately killed his son. he wants him found and brought to Colombia.
I don't know what's more enjoyable reading the Leddy News to find out the latest Norma saga or reading my new just bought book Attachment 11568
Is that for real lol ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
Yeah you have got to read it:D
LEDDY FC NEWS
LEDDY FC have their biggest win in The Cup, a 9-0 annihilation of The Shadows away in Italy, a level six team who's manager wasn't present due to him being seen riding around Rome on his Vespa saying Ciao to all the Grockels. Not even The Shadow's striker Hank Marvin could Pluck anything out of the air for a goal.
TWAT said " yeh its a good day in Rome" he then went on to say that one day he would like to have a team filled with all over 30's who win the league. Intead of our Cocks ( the knobs) eleven we could have a crocks eleven.
Earlier before their flight to Rome they scraped a home win in the league 2-1 to some team we cannot pronounce.
NEWS FLASH
JOY HURTFUL still will not tell where the head of Norma is and has been charged with Vandelism.
Talking of Norma, her daughter Ji (Norma) Stitz has gone into labour and is at "Breaking Waters" maternity Hospital on the outskirts of Town as we speak. Some say that Ji is the daughter of Helmet Cheese as Norma also had a fling with Helmet some years ago, although It seems alot of people are coming out of the woodwork from 20 years ago claiming to have sampled Norma's legendary Babs.
Manager Dingle Twat has asked Mrs Dingle to order The Jeff Stelling magnum opus book for Xmas.
LEDDY TOWN LOCAL NEWS
The cook at LEDDY FC Ji (Norma) Stitz has given birth to a healthy baby girl to be named Mini.
LEDDY FC NEWS
The Team are en route to the South of France for a league game this evening followed by their 2nd CL group game in Spain where the guys will travel by coach across the border to the stadium in the little town and outpost of castro Poo po.
Rasputin Bollocksvich has been playing for the Bellendson prison and is set to join leddy FC next season as his parole has been granted alongside Bobby Bellender (who hasn't been signed). Chairman Willie Hat said "I am looking forward to Bollocksvich coming": :eek:
DL R.Plant has 11 days to go after being out for 17 days with a broken leg.
LEDDY FC NEWS
The boys have landed back in Old Blighty after an 8-0 away win in France in the league and a 2-0 away win in Spain in CL yesterday, they now move up to 2nd in the league on Goal dif and top CL group with a team from Uruguay. Their next CL game is in Uruguay and look forward to the trip to South America to the home of the first World Cup winners.
TWAT said, "all this travelling is taking it out of the lads after two home games today in Cup and league we are straight back to Spain for league match and then the long haul to South America for the evening CL game. I need to talk to the fixture makers as this is near on impossible. We intend to rest players for the cup game today as we are 9-0 up so a good time to put some oldies and our youff player will play again."
REUTERS
There are rumours that Helmet Cheese's dad will make the flight from Columbia to Uruguay for the CL clash, A police escort will bring the boys to the ground. The fan in question who shot Cheese a couple of years ago has been advised not to travel to south America in fear of him being kidnapped or shot by the drug barons henchmen.
LEDDY FC NEWS
FC PANKO GET SPANKO
LEDDY FC win 8-0 at home to go top of the league for the first time this early season on gd, earlier they eased through to the 3rd round of the Cup with a home 6-0 win against Hank and The SHADOWS with a mostly 2nd squad and go through 15-0 on agg.
Twat said "its pleasing that we have had a clean sheet for 5 games on the trot in all comps, we don't expect much in the cup and will keep our 2 star youff policy going with Farran playing and blooding him"
The team is back on the plane to Spain en route Uruguay after league match tomorrow.
REUTERS
A search party has been dispatched to look for the lost team and manager Jordan White of WOLF FC, there has been no sign of him in a while.....We are unsure at this stage where or how they vanished....Did they have a game over in Bermuda ?? did the plane fly over the triangle ??
I like that one that's a HOWLER Ha HaQuote:
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BOOM BOOM :cool:Quote:
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Now there's a blast from the past Basil:pQuote:
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Agh Basil Brush, tea timeish on a saturday with the old Fox lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
LEDDY TV NEWS
The team have been diverted to L.A when the team they play in the league although of Spanish origins are based in America and was only realised tonight, the team are asleep on board. This makes the trip to South America a shorter trip after the game.
The team affairs manager made a right rickett with this fixture and has been removed from his post. The team will try and get up to Sacramento to watch a BvB game before setting off to Uruguay if time permits.
TWAT said " blimey how on earth are this team beating people by huge scores with all this travel and cock ups....its an adventure and we are loving every min of it."
Double post....:eek:
SLY NEWS
Reporter Sam Scoop is in Singapore where it has been announced that this years Champions league Final will be held there at The Float Marina stadium...this is unusual due to three sides of the pitch is surrounded by water where boats can pull up and watch.
Sam Scoop said"this is the strangest football ground I have seen but very cool. I would hate to be the linesman and ball boys on the non seating sides:eek:
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I wonder if it will give the players an added incentive to start "diving" LOLQuote:
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Ha ha kammy pmslQuote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
This season's CL final will be held at Commerzbank-Arena in Frankfurt, Germany. Since the Nordeus FA doesn't recognize sponsorships that is outside the game, they will be called "Fußbal-Arena Frankfurt" just for the final.
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LEDDY FC NEWS
The team left LA with a 3-1 away win in the league and are on their way to Uruguay for top of the table clash in CL with Leddy FC and Manya Fc on 6 points and same goal difference.
Twat said " they have a better squad on paper but we would like to in Singapore at the float arena stadium next month for the final, so we must come away with something tonight"
I want to go to Frankfurt for the final and eat real Frankfurt sausage! Check last page for the stadium for my CL final...Quote:
Originally Posted by leddy
REUTERS
Manager of LEDDY FC Dingle Twat arrested at Ángel S. Adami International Airport Uruguay before the CL clash against MANYA FC, reports say that Helmet Cheeses dad who is a drug baron has bought the police or bribed them as head of police Enrique Gonzalas was caught with drugs in the past which originated from Columbia.
LEDDY FC TV NEWS
LEDDY FC win 2-0 away in Uruguay in a bad tempered affair where Physio Megan Sheman took over team affairs while Twat was unavailable at the airport. Sheman said " There team was better than ours and set our team to hard tackling , we had 3 bookings and Our top player from the last two seasons and this T Peeraer was injured and is out for 4 days, they don't even get a card. We won so thats good, The float Arena is our goal"
There was no comment on Twat. Sheman commented on a rogue CL breakaway where the final is to be played in Frankfurt " we wish PNR8 good luck if they are to make that final and if they make it to not choke on the Frankfurters., our goal is Singapore"
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The team are to fly back tonight while Chairman Willie Hat is to stay and try and sort out what thhey have arrested Twat for.
REUTERS
TWAT framed in drug scandal, It seems manager of Champions league Winners Dingle Twat has been framed as drugs found in his bag at Uruguay airport. Reports seem to think Helmet Cheese's dad had the police place the Coke in his hand luggage. Willie Hat is still out there trying to get Twat out on Gareth Bale.
LEDDY FC News
The football still goes on and LEDDY FC remain top on GD with Fabe Utd in 2nd...both teams play tomorrow. Megan Sheman is still in charge while Twat is in Uruguay. LeDDY FC draw at home in 3rd round of cup 1st leg.
DC Smid injured and out for 3 days, DL Plant is still out for 7 days, with LEDDY FC policy this season to use what we have and not be tempted...Sheman said"we will use makeshift defence for the return leg in CL group this afternoon having beaten them in Uruguay two days ago. Our stock of is very low on Health packs so its not to good, but hey ho.
LEDDY FC NEWS
Director of Football Damian Clitz has flown out to join Willie Hat and a team of legal representives to have talks in getting Twat out on Bail.
LEDDY FC play 2nd leg of Cup with the tie 1-1 after the first game, its then top of the table clash in league with FABE FC and their team of Galaticos.
LEDDY FC NEWS
LEDDY FC win 2-0 away in cup to level 6 team to go through to round 4 (last 16) 3-1 on agg, another player injured influentual midfield player B Jevdevic out for 4 days along side diamond DL R Plant and DC/R Z Smid. Megan Sheman said" great win and we equal our best run in the cup, bad news with top of table clash later tonight at home to FABE FC with 3 great players out and little health packs, but we shall have a go and play as we always do.....LIKE RABBITS CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS.
LEDDY FC NEWS
RABBITS DODGE CAR LIGHTS TO EARN HARD EARNED 0-0
LEDDY FC remain top of league on GD with a hard earned draw at home to the team of 44.7 to LEDDY FC 37.
Fabe FC still have conceaded no goals this season but LEDDY FC are the first team to keep a clean sheet against them, even the the two teams of better quality got smashed by them.
Stand in Manager Megan Sheman said" UNBELIEVABLE Jeff, we could have won the game but another player got injured our AMR/striker was off after 30 mins and with our team full of injured we had to play 34 yr old MR in MC, swap a few players around and held out for a good point for us. I hope by the away tie later this season our 4 influential players will be back in the team and TWAT back too. Well done team."
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LEDDY FC NEWS
LEDDY FC are on their way to Germany for league game against the orignal team name of Bayen Munich in a league match. With 4 first team players injured its a case of trying to get through this period untill they come back. Its then on the plane over to Italy where a point will see LEDDY FC qualify for the knockout stage of the CL.
Sheman Said. "The Float Marina is our goal" We have old stalwart AML A Hannipah filling in the shoes of T Peeraer who has swapped to AMR while AMR/Striker M Sciallano is injured. Both Plant and Smid in defence have been replaced with Kalpoe who has moved from DMC to DC and Giddens comes in in DMC. We play only 3 at the back at the moment to cover our losses. B.Jevdevic is been replaced by young Oak Vickers. To have a full squad for the first time this season will be crucial if we are to progress in all comps"
LEDDY FC have been drawn against level 7 team in Round of 16 in the cup. Sheman said" if we are to get to the QF of this comp for the first time in our history our standin players have to stand up and be counted".
REUTERS
Twat bailed but cannot leave Uruguay....Willie Hat said " we are pleased our legal peeps have secured this but unhappy he cannot fly back to UK. Hat and Clitz are to stay out there with Twat until they can get him out of the country.
Shemans op has been postponed untill Twat is back at Leddy FC so that she can lead the club through this tricky period.
Its usually the vetrons "Giggs", "Phillips" to name a couple that pull teams through the season in injury stricken squads. Good luck over the next few days. I've been really lucky so far this season 2 strikers out for 4 & 5 days but I have 4 in the squad.
Yeh so far I am getting results, not convincing but at least they are keeping us in the Mix, because I usually play with just one striker I have only two of them and the other plays AMR usually. Next season I will dip into the transfer market but this season I am determined not to farm just to see how far we get.Quote:
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