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TWAT framed in drug scandal, It seems manager of Champions league Winners Dingle Twat has been framed as drugs found in his bag at Uruguay airport. Reports seem to think Helmet Cheese's dad had the police place the Coke in his hand luggage. Willie Hat is still out there trying to get Twat out on Gareth Bale.


LEDDY FC News

The football still goes on and LEDDY FC remain top on GD with Fabe Utd in 2nd...both teams play tomorrow. Megan Sheman is still in charge while Twat is in Uruguay. LeDDY FC draw at home in 3rd round of cup 1st leg.

DC Smid injured and out for 3 days, DL Plant is still out for 7 days, with LEDDY FC policy this season to use what we have and not be tempted...Sheman said"we will use makeshift defence for the return leg in CL group this afternoon having beaten them in Uruguay two days ago. Our stock of is very low on Health packs so its not to good, but hey ho.