The lords promotion prayer

[Phil Scrivener]

Our Father in heaven,
Nordeus be your name.
Your tokens come,
but only one
each day unless we spend our money
Give us this day our daily injuries
and forgive us for our odd tactics,
as we also have forgiven the noobs
And lead us not into transfer auction problems
but deliver us to promotion
because we all love to win
the goals and the glory
forever and ever
Amen

[DrGonzo]

Just joking, nice one xDD