Dear Mr Scout

On the last day of the previous season I informed you I had tokens to spend on a wide man. Ideally I was looking for a 22yo AMR/MR or an AML/ML but I would happily accept a 23 yo MR or ML. This was to be provided as early as possible in the season and no later than half-way. You decided to offer me nothing younger than 27 yo until today when you come to me with a 22 yo MR.

You have been offering Midas McGonnigal precisely the players I want and he's skint.

You're sacked. And a curse on your Children.

Yours
Mad Buffs

PS. I wish Mr Scout was not so random.