Yes everybody! Lets all celebrate, its official!
Its officially the start of INJURY SEASON! yeah!!!!!!
Come on tell us about your broken legs, got kicked in the groin or maybe something special, leprosy!
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Yes everybody! Lets all celebrate, its official!
Its officially the start of INJURY SEASON! yeah!!!!!!
Come on tell us about your broken legs, got kicked in the groin or maybe something special, leprosy!
Oh NO....He's back again...
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I didn't mean to upset his evilness, so please leave me alone Lord Morinhoseux!
I'm actually celebrating my current lack of injuries. Only 2 minor injuries for the last three days, it's probably just a warm-up phase before the big event :D
I've only had one serious injury this season. That was today. My MC was out for 6 days, but luckily I had 19 Treatments so he was out for all of 10 mins. :P
I've had 3 injuries all season, now for the last 2 day, one a day.
Two injuries so far and counting.
1st) 6 days Hamstring
2nd) 5 days ACL
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Is there a lever they move at Nordeus at the end of each season, and they all sit before a giant screen and watch the injuries number pile up and laugh at us...... hmmmm. :mad:
3 friendly matches 4 injuries....so sad :(
I've lost count of how many injuries i had this season, all i know is that i used 175 red packs so far this season, i had 400 from farming ,so i was keeping count .
2 "nice" examples amongst other ones:
- knee cartilage tear while doing medium stretching => 6 days.
- heavy ankle strain while doing medium cardio => 5 days.
My players should really stop going for the extra mile while training...
Best MC's out 4 and 5 days.
AMC(18 years old) got back from a 6 days injury, morale and condition full - red card min 22 :))
*Shush* Don't talk about injuries....I've avoided them for a few days now. Don't jinx me by tal.....oops.
Day Match Player Injury Length Healed 1 Cup P1 Graeme Souness (MC) Groin Strain 2 No 1 Friendly Paul McStay (MC) Hamstring Strain (G1) 3 Yes, 2 days 2 Training Kenny Dalglish (ST) Calf Strain 2 No 3 CL G Graeme Souness (MC) Ankle Strain 3 No 3 CL G Bobby Murdoch (MC) Knee Cartilage Tear 5 Yes, 4 days 4 Cup Q1 Billy McNeill (DMC Knee Cartilage Tear 6 No, sans reds 6 Cup Q2 Paul McStay (MC) Calf Strain 4 No, reddy bye byes 9 CL G Dave Mackay (DMC) Ankle Strain 2 Yes, 1 day 9 Training Bobby Murdoch (MC) Hamstring Strain G1 2 Nope 10 League Ally McCoist (ST) Something strained 3 Healed, need for Cup 10 Cup PO Ally McCoist (ST)(again) Hamstring Strain G1 3 meh, dunno - 2 days 11 Training Alan Hutton (DR) Knee Cartilage Tear 5 Yes, 2 days. 13 CL G Dave Mackay (DMC) Groin Strain 4 Yes, 3 days. 14 League Dave Mackay (DMC) (again) Hamstring Strain G1 - the bastards 4 aye right:p 15 CL KO Ally McCoist ST *wails* Arrow to the knee 4 Healed all - watch this space for next one. ;) 15 CL KO Dave Mackay DMC 4th ffs Thigh Strain 3 He can rot. 18 Training Bobby Murdoch MC Knee Cartilage Tear 6 No 18 Training Academy Player Hamstring Strain 5 Sold - never even checked his name
PS. just joking with the *shush* don't let me kill the thread. ;)
Dang!! that's almost an injury a day! DANG!Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffs Mad
It was a pain *chuckle* that my only Scout purchase got 3 injuries within 5 days and newly trained DMC got 4 within 6.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philip L. Willis
Been lucky in previous 4 seasons with injuries on this team so I can take it on the chin.....so far.
Hopefully we'll make it 5 days without injury after today.
Pro Tip: I think changing the training music to Disco has helped with injuries - sanity and performance is suffering now instead.
I share your pain ...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffs Mad
129 packs in 21 days....
Best case scenario you've earned 7 packs ever 4 days + 1 pack from friends every day + 1 pack per every clean match, so far that's 42 + 21 + circa 25 to 30. Meaning you are earning around 90-95 packs per 130 spent.
Ratio is 3 to 4. Which means they've officially increased the injuries to drain the red packs from everyone.
We used to see the red packs pile up, now they come down. They want you to pay to continue having fun.
Fairly good maths, IIRC I started the season with ~170 red packs, currently I have 156, which includes some pack-farming on iPhone (this season I've concentrated less on farming in general - it's summer, and less farming efforts on reds, more on greens and $, since I went out of the Cup in round 1 meaning I've done more power training and had lower earning).Quote:
Originally Posted by Celtic
Based on all the anecdotal evidence around it looks like the Friendlies injury rate has gone up - though I'd also say the training injury rate may have dropped
Still a few days left in the season so this may change, but at the moment I've averaging an injury every 1.6 days - which is down on last season, but the same as the one before that
This season my injury count has been low...
Its a 3 phase cycle based on teams...
One season high injury rate, next season moderate injury rate and the next season low injury rate...:)...
I bought a 2 season extension in the Club Shop so I'm on a 5 season cycle. ;)
Ok Look guys, I don't make this stuff up, so I included a shot with a date, also I'm not that good at photoshopping stuff, as you can tell. from my Evil Lord Morinhoseux goin' to get you message.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philip L. Willis
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I had 3 injuries all season, now it's Centrum, one a one, this better stop, or else evil Lord Mofohosucks is going to get it........... 3 and counting.
P.S. Ok Kids, there is actually no such thing as a T11 injury demon called 'Evil Lord Mofohosucks', so do not be frighten, nightee nite!
Just when I wrote about having almost none injuries at the moment, my precious new MC whom I bought only yesterday, got injured for 11 days.
I know it's not much compared to tables I studied with horror in the previous posts, but I'm somehow convinced it's not over yet.
Champagne, anybody? :D
So Nordeus you want to mess with me, you want to mess with me aye! "I will crush your bones into foot powder, rip out your internal organs for my Cos-play outfit and make your kids watch K-POP, ok....."Quote:
Originally Posted by Philip L. Willis
I'm serious don't mess with me......
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Yesterday, back pain 1 day, and today in a friendly against a bunny farm, the above, FOUR DAYS KNEE TEAR!
P.s. I will hack into your computer and put 'Super Junior' wall paper up, I'm serious!
Life sucks and then you die!
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Injuries at the end of the season, are almost a sure thing now. I think if I was in the CUP or CL right now I would flip!
Both top STs out! NO MORE ND for me. will have to V-style all the way home.
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Do not have enough STs to keep my narrow diamond!
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http://forum.topeleven.com/top-eleve...g-injuries.htm take look here too ;)
