Dodgy Bribery

[spornybol]

i`v just been told by my player`s that the team are second in league have tried to bribe them to lose remaining games so they can be champions instead of us.

first to let me know was my russian defender, he was offered a year`s supply of vodka which turns out to be anti freeze than my welsh midfielder was offered a ewe and in his words he prefer`s sheep as he can make their eye`s pop out, then my gk was offered a chicken farm which turn out to be a turkey as they don`t lay eggs and last but not least my striker he was offered the other teams managers wife but she was so ugly he`s having nitemare`s and now he will never score again.


Happy chuckle day

[spornybol]

well my player`s showed them what they think of them by winning today`s game 4-0 and WINNING THE TITLE

I can now relax for next two games, now where do i take my holiday