assistant manager report

our players want to thank you for making them work so hard in training! what a win!
we completely underestimated our opponent and hit us hard
without our hard work in training we would've lost this game
some of our players were booked
we did a better job of intercepting their passes
let's go back to the training ground and work on our attacking drills
red cards for: (2 players)
someone scored 4 goals nothing we could do to stop him
someone scored 4 goals it was his day
and many more
what else? what else? don't know all of them...

what's your point? making a list of all assistent manager reports? XD

- Ronaldo kicked the air. Bad day for him.
- Messi scored a wonderful goal
- Messi took the ball out of the line
- We couldn't stop Messi

:p

Here's the one I hate the most: The opponent got very lucky

You forgot 'it wasn't our day'. AKA 'you've been Trolled'.

assistant manager report:
I'm surprised you still haven't fired me sir.

the best is the one of the draw like -seems nobody has won- lol