how to wine at tope eleven guaranteed!

[Razz]

This tutorial will show you how to guarantee win at top eleven.

When you first get your team your players suck. Sell all who aren't 18 years old with special abilities. Go buy some tokens. Check the transfer market. Buy 18 year olds with special abilities. Fill your entire squad with 18 years old with special abilities. Don't worry about the other bidders. Just click bid any time you're not winning. Go buy some more tokens just in case. If other bidders keep bidding against you, just remember, those are bots Nordeus sets up to get you to use your tokens. Just keep pressing bid until you win. You may need to go buy more tokens. If there aren't enough 18 years old with special abilities on the market, go to scouts and buy enough scouts to fill your squad. You may need to go buy more tokens now.

Now you have your squad full of 18 years old with special abilities ready, you need to improve them. Go to training. Go to 'set team intensity' and click 'hard' for both starters and reserves. Now click all three training sessions. Assign the skill points for each player. For keepers and defensive players, apply all the skill points to defense. For middles and attackers, apply all the skill points to attack. Ignore the physical and mental - that's just something Nordeus put in there to trick you into wasting skill points so you'll buy more tokens. Don't ever apply any skill points there for any player! If any of your players aren't 6 star scouts now, go ahead and use personal trainer. You may need to buy more tokens.

OK, so now your squad is full of six star 18 years old with special abilities, it's time to set your formations and tactics. These don't matter anyway, because results are predetermined. To set your formation, go on the forums and ask what the best one is. Use whatever anyone tells you. If you lose, it's their fault, not yours. If they tell you to counter the opponent's formation, go look at your next opponent and see what formation his squad is in. Ignore past matches or quality - those don't matter - you just need to counter his formation and you'll win. Go on the forums and ask. Use whatever formation anyone tells you to use - if you lose, it's their fault, not yours.

Now set your tactics. Set team mentality to 'hard attacking'. Set pressing style to 'whole pitch' Set tackling style to 'hard' Just randomly set the rest or set them to whatever you think is the most attacking setting. Now go and put blue arrows on ALL your defenders, including the goalkeeper. then put red arrows on everyone else.

You're set! Don't worry about player condition or anything. if they get injured during a game or training, it's a trick by Nordeus to get you to buy more tokens. You may need to go buy more tokens now. You can get rest packs, morale packs and health packs with tokens if you want. You may need to go buy more tokens now.

Now for your first match, be sure to watch it. If things aren't going well, substitute in more attackers. Don't worry about fatigue or cards. The results are predetermined anyway. You may need to go buy more tokens. If any of your players get injured, just remember, it's a trick by Nordeus to get you to buy more tokens. The results are predetermined anyway. You may need to go buy more tokens now.

If you don't win by at least 5-0 every game, then go complain about the game cheating. You'll find lot's of people to commiserate with you on the forums. The results are predetermined anyway. If you're winning every game, it's just a trick by Nordeus to get you to buy more tokens. If you ever lose a game, it's just a trick by Nordeus to get you to buy more tokens. Do more training, buy packs, use personal trainer - make sure you have a full squad of world class players. You may need to go buy more tokens now.

Follow these steps and you're guaranteed to WhINe!!!!! The results are predetermined anyway. You may need to go buy more tokens now.

[Smoggie]

[Ljepoje]

WORD! This is fact, not fiction!

[spornybol]

can`t we WINE an dine on top (e) eleven,

and who needs S/A my squad young and (yes braggin ) good enough

so please no more giving my secret away

edit; and i`m a non token buyer

double edit for below; if you use tokens you will lose because top eleven give token buyers disadvantage, add that statement

[cracicot]

Could be a cut/paste job, but does anyone see similarities between these posts? I would hate to think they are the same person...
Not that it matters much...just sayin

First spornybol:

double edit for below; if you use tokens you will lose because top eleven give token buyers disadvantage, add that statement

Now, CApticus:

Edit: one thing you forget, if you use tokens you will lose because top eleven give token buyers disadvantage, add that statement

[CameraLagg]

Could be a cut/paste job, but does anyone see similarities between these posts? I would hate to think they are the same person...
Not that it matters much...just sayin

First spornybol:



Now, CApticus:

Umm. Who cares?

[cracicot]

Umm. Who cares?

Hence, why I put :"Not that it matters...just sayin"

Just something I thought was worth pointing out since I am bored

[Capticus]

Could be a cut/paste job, but does anyone see similarities between these posts? I would hate to think they are the same person...
Not that it matters much...just sayin

First spornybol:



Now, CApticus:

I only think he liked what i was writing, i saw i first now

[Capticus]

I love you man! So tired of all the complaint

Edit: one thing you forget, if you use tokens you will lose because top eleven give token buyers disadvantage, add that statement

[Maor23]

not sure if making fun of Nordeus or making fun of the people on this forum..