Originally Posted by
talisman
When I saw that there was an 'achievement' for having a player sent off for spitting, I vowed that any player who got that for me would be on the transfer list within five minutes of the match ending.
In the fullness of time, a player did - unfortunately I was away on business and didn't have a reliable enough mobile signal for anything more complex than watching a match. After serving his two match suspension, he resumed playing, and scored two hat-tricks in the next three matches, and was top scorer that season - anyone want to get rid of a player that good?