Did you know?...In Texas, a recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed...This makes me so proud to be a Texan
"Excuse me sir, tomorrow evening, I plan to defile your home, have you any objections?"
"I should think so! My Mother-in-Law isn't visiting til next week"
"Ah, my sincerest apologies, til next week than?"