This is a place to talk about ace presenter Jeff Stelling as started on main forum "What should I build next"
Here is a clip of Stelling and Kamara is their pomp.
http://youtu.be/0uoO-05gqWc
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This is a place to talk about ace presenter Jeff Stelling as started on main forum "What should I build next"
Here is a clip of Stelling and Kamara is their pomp.
http://youtu.be/0uoO-05gqWc
"Unbelievable" Enough said LOL
great stuff indeed lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
King of the catchphrase!!!
Favourite Jeff Stelling Quotes !
Here are a few gems from the soccer saturday legend; Jeff Stelling, please feel free to add anymore !
This guy is an absolute legend
"they'll be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight"
A class comment was just after the Chelsea Barcelona Champions league match a few seasons back when Jose Mourinho said that Barcelona cheated their way through the tie saying "Whats Catalan for cheating and diving."
To which Jeff replied 'Whats Portugese for "Pot," "Kettle," and "Black."'
"Goal for Guylain Ndumbu-Nsungu, local lad come good"
"GOOD NEWS! THERE'S A PENALTY TO HARTLEPOOL!! bad news...they've missed it...
about 5 minutes later...
bad news, there's a penalty to Rochdale...GOOD NEWS, THEY'VE MISSED IT!!"
genius!
"the last time arsenal played stoke, charlie nicholas scored. that was on the pitch, not off it."
The first week he did after he'd got the Channel 4 gig.
"Good afternnon and welcome to Countdown...... to the 3 o'clock kick offs".
Merse looked suitably confused.
'Gareth Jelleyman has just been sent off for Mansfield......Hope he didnt throw a wobbly'.........Brillant!!
I liked the time when it seemed like Sam Sodje was getting sent off most weeks and Jeff commented that the problem was that the refs were asking him his name and he replied Sodje (sod yer).
sending off - guy branston has got himself into a pickle
When Daniel Agger scored a screamer for Liverpool, JS asked "How did Agadoo that" ??
Soccer Saturday - Jeff Stelling's great rant on Middlesbrough - YouTube
Sorry to any Liverpool fans if you watch all the video:D
He's a class act is our Jeff. for a monkey hanger
Great stuff and the video....Bloody amazing lol.......Stelling for prime minster.Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
epic man :))
He is the Governor :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by PricopGeorgeCătălin
JEFF watch update.
The mighty Stelling is on tv as we speak, lets hope he and Kammy are on form.
Totally forgot about this thread, we should try & resurrect it every Saturday.
Deff and any vids on You tube lol, maybe we can start a Gabby Logan (ne Yorath) thread too.....OO La La lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
Did you see her on The Last Leg C4 Wed it was quite funny:DQuote:
Originally Posted by leddy
No I missed it......tut lol. Thing is I remember her dad playing for leeds United and what a bruiser he was . Better keep this on topic just in case we have anyone patrolling and its not usually the Mods. Although there has to be a connection between Stelling and Logan that keeps this in line with the topic......I will get hunting .Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
News just in
The millionaire presenter Ray Stubbs has announced he is engaged to be married to the blonde presenter Gabby "Yorath" Logan. This union between what Mr Stubbs' press release called "The two premier forerunners in the global terrestrial sports presentation panopticon" is intended to produce the ultimate in sports presentational offspring.
"There is no way that a child born of my balls and Gabby Logan's insides could fail to be the Chosen One" explained Mr Stubbs of no fixed sperm count. "This will be the golden child. This will be the one that is spoken of that will defeat the demonic Jeff Stelling."
Gabby Logan's spin doctor pointed out that underneath Mr Stubbs' exterior there lay a heart.
"He may not be the greatest catch" added the propagandist, "but he's got it where it counts. He can time his performance to the nearest second."
The Pope reacted angrily to this announcement as both Mr Stubbs and Mrs Logan are already married to other people who aren't each other.
"It's a bloody whack in the face for all I've been trying to do" he said, slapping his forehead and cursing drunkenly. "I'll have to have words with those two."
Jeff Stelling was unavailable for comment but is believed to have booked an appointment to impregnate Kirsty Gallagher should the need arise for a super child of his own.
Thats good lol....good old Kirsty...we could go on and on.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
Jeff's twitter on the match on monday night between Manchester United V Chelski
Jeff Stelling@StellingJeff26 Aug
"Dull game tonight, short on quality. Juan Mata warms bench all night. Bonkers !"
Thank God I didn't have enough money left to buy Mata for my fantasy team as it would of been zero points from him, although I did ring The Special K one and asked if it was worth buying him:rolleyes:
I've just transferred him out of my fantasy team for Silva, it cost me 4 point but well worth it, there must be something in it when he is sat on the bench every game? I also left out the 3 Chelsea players on Mon nights match thinking Man U would win 1-0 but two got more points than 75% of my team added together, that was a dumb move.Quote:
Originally Posted by leddy
Blimey if you had played them you would of trounced everyone with points.Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
Things that mean something in soccer Saturday but could be confusing.
The 2 footed corner challenge? This does not mean taking the corner with both feet & falling flat on your Arsenal.
Crawley Football-Two Footed Corner Challenge - YouTube
That has to be cool when you get one in from the corner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
Are we looking forward to tomorrow
Here is a taster of what's to come.
Gillette Soccer Saturday funnies (12/13) - YouTube
Its getting to that day of the week lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Croft Original
ITS SATURDAY AND IT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING.......JEFF STELLING DAY :cool:
"I Feeeeeel good Nananananana I new that I would Nanananananana"
Jeff Stelling mentioned on talksport as the best presenter of sport on TV, he got 50% of the vote in a poll...Nice one.
"Unbelievable" He should have got at least 75%. Where is the competition, Clare Balding! (Is this a statement regarding alopicia) LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by leddy
I guess Gary "Suntanned" Lineker along with cohorts Alan"yawn same old **** from his mouth"Hansen, were in the poll too :cool:
Enjoy your Jeff and Kammy day everyone....well thats just two of us lol.
Best day of the week.....nothing else to say but its the Kammy and Stelling show :)
"Unbelievable Jeff"
allegedly Jeff Stelling and Chris Kamara are in the process inventing a specialist crowd spyware, the Premier league are in talks to install the soon to be named "STELLCAM" to watch over them :rolleyes: