Jeff stelling appreciation thread

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Favourite Jeff Stelling Quotes !
Here are a few gems from the soccer saturday legend; Jeff Stelling, please feel free to add anymore !

This guy is an absolute legend

"they'll be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight"

A class comment was just after the Chelsea Barcelona Champions league match a few seasons back when Jose Mourinho said that Barcelona cheated their way through the tie saying "Whats Catalan for cheating and diving."

To which Jeff replied 'Whats Portugese for "Pot," "Kettle," and "Black."'

"Goal for Guylain Ndumbu-Nsungu, local lad come good"


"GOOD NEWS! THERE'S A PENALTY TO HARTLEPOOL!! bad news...they've missed it...

about 5 minutes later...

bad news, there's a penalty to Rochdale...GOOD NEWS, THEY'VE MISSED IT!!"

genius!

"the last time arsenal played stoke, charlie nicholas scored. that was on the pitch, not off it."

The first week he did after he'd got the Channel 4 gig.

"Good afternnon and welcome to Countdown...... to the 3 o'clock kick offs".

Merse looked suitably confused.

'Gareth Jelleyman has just been sent off for Mansfield......Hope he didnt throw a wobbly'.........Brillant!!

I liked the time when it seemed like Sam Sodje was getting sent off most weeks and Jeff commented that the problem was that the refs were asking him his name and he replied Sodje (sod yer).

sending off - guy branston has got himself into a pickle

When Daniel Agger scored a screamer for Liverpool, JS asked "How did Agadoo that" ??

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Soccer Saturday - Jeff Stelling's great rant on Middlesbrough - YouTube

Sorry to any Liverpool fans if you watch all the video

[leddy]

Favourite Jeff Stelling Quotes !
Here are a few gems from the soccer saturday legend; Jeff Stelling, please feel free to add anymore !

This guy is an absolute legend

"they'll be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight"

A class comment was just after the Chelsea Barcelona Champions league match a few seasons back when Jose Mourinho said that Barcelona cheated their way through the tie saying "Whats Catalan for cheating and diving."

To which Jeff replied 'Whats Portugese for "Pot," "Kettle," and "Black."'

"Goal for Guylain Ndumbu-Nsungu, local lad come good"


"GOOD NEWS! THERE'S A PENALTY TO HARTLEPOOL!! bad news...they've missed it...

about 5 minutes later...

bad news, there's a penalty to Rochdale...GOOD NEWS, THEY'VE MISSED IT!!"

genius!

"the last time arsenal played stoke, charlie nicholas scored. that was on the pitch, not off it."

The first week he did after he'd got the Channel 4 gig.

"Good afternnon and welcome to Countdown...... to the 3 o'clock kick offs".

Merse looked suitably confused.

'Gareth Jelleyman has just been sent off for Mansfield......Hope he didnt throw a wobbly'.........Brillant!!

I liked the time when it seemed like Sam Sodje was getting sent off most weeks and Jeff commented that the problem was that the refs were asking him his name and he replied Sodje (sod yer).

sending off - guy branston has got himself into a pickle

When Daniel Agger scored a screamer for Liverpool, JS asked "How did Agadoo that" ??

Great stuff and the video....Bloody amazing lol.......Stelling for prime minster.