Mystery Virus Hits Rags to Riches FC and Goonskies to Face Top of the League Su Su FC
Rags to Riches are being ravaged by a mystery virus. Two more players 'dropped like flies' in today's match against Fortif FC, and as the other two matches, no cards were issued to the opponents. The Sponge-uh Bobre Army have begun mobilizing their forces around the city in an attempt to blockade the virus, but many supporters fell to a shallow grave. Could Goonskies be affected by the virus too?
It is that time again where Goonskies have to face a stronger opponent, this time Top of the League Su Su FC. Drawing the dawn match 1-1 against Duong FC (2) (because of a friend watched in the 80th minute, i concede in the 83rd minute -.-"). Wankin' Goons are now on a headhunt for fellow manager Kunria Ganjar of Kunria FC.
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doom n gloom mode for a bit
now who would like a post stating injuries i had 2 injuries a match 3 days straight, now the fourth? such a strange world, you guys must be against me. go my sponge-uh bobre army
yep, another 2 players bite the dust, im thinking about clearing them out since most of them have +5 days injury. boss is up next, so yeah, hard tackle: on, cripple them. tranny markets filled up with 3* players, what ever shall i do? i obviously dont have enough red candies to give out from my van. i also ran out of bullets so my gun isnt as frightening as it used to
on the other hand, goonskies dont have a match today, i failed to change match days. ill probably play a match against rags to riches and trollinho FC. the favor of the unholy cheeky ghost of match time was not with me today, but the fonz is. and may the fonz be with you, ey (come on guys, simultaneous eys)
when all said and done, fonz thread tell story of sadness - love this line
ive been pissed off on both accounts. ill probably cool off in a few days, but its getting ridiculous.
rags to riches have suffered yet another 2 injuries today, and goonskies have lost yet another match and are now dancing for 7th. sad times indeed for fonzacus znofrelius
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End of the Season Report (not so doom n gloom ATM)
--- Goonskies ---
A truly sad day indeed for Goonskies FC as they have missed out on their trophy. Many Wankin' Goons are out finding new ways to end their pain. All of them feel it is too mainstream to hang themselves, jump off a cliff, and attempt to tickle themselves to death. A recent note came from a supporter who felt low tells us how tough the Wankin' Goons can be.
"I have already tried shooting myself but failed, it sort of hurt a lot and gave me a headache so I went to the hospital. Then I tried to eat some rat poison sprinkled on my afternoon cookies, but it gave me a stomachache so I left it for a bit to use the restroom. When I came back the cookie I was eating already took another person, who appeared to be a Rags to Riches supporter. There were news anchors everywhere covering the story calling it 'An Assassination Attempt on Trollinho' because he tried to take my cookies away from me. I was then incarcerated in a maximum security prison called Alakazamban, a person did make a book and movie from my time there. I was released from the prison because the trial was a 'Troll Result Caused by An Arrow to the Match Engine' default. Finally, I always wanted to fish in an icy lake so I cut a hole in front of me, tied a rope around my body to my car, and sat down beside my fishing rod. The ice from under me cracked, I fell into the icy river, and my trusty car that had protected me for ever so long covered my only escape. I will most likely die due to drowning, so I write this note in my waterproof phone. I probably could have escaped if I had not written it. I blame Head Coach Fonzacus, may my soul haunt him forever." (kudos to this dude i cant remember)
--- Rags to Riches ---
Praise is to the Head Coach Znofrelius. He gone done a super job for us! The Project District, The Hill Billy Folks, and all them raggedy people unite be all like celebrating all day and night, even without no 'double' no 'treble' right. The people are celebrating at fancy pants places such as McJimmy-Deans, Krunkin' Bells, Deep-Fried Huts, and Hollers. May the man who died of rat poisoned cookie rest in peace, brothers.
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ah reporter mode: off
did amazing on goonskies since i checked the other teams, and most were in the 40* while im still rocking it with 38*. i was probably ranked 8thish again but hopped on over to 5th
rags to riches were kind of disappointing since i said i couldve won 2 trophies. i was hoping my CL final opponent wouldve had a troll result and lost before we met. not to mention that cup mess up a while back on both teams -.-
AWESOME yoyo manpogo done trolled, but hes still not up to luke poleskis level. will probably match poleskis level next season ;D
ANNND gryffindor made an enemy out of me, not hard to see why
too lazy to post up pics, will do later on
after doing the usual business of looking through other teams i found some pretty good results. without doing anything rags to riches are already on top :D. goonskies are in a pretty good condition at around 3rdish (but currently in 8th) without a transfer
sad thing is i tried to buy players yesterday on both accounts and lost all my tokens i saved up for changing match times. im probably scared away from the market for at least a week, no way i can take them on. expect no changes until mid next week for transfers and the ever so infamous name changes. at least i gave it an effort before i did something useless like buying a new logo/jersey. changing names and numbers is not useless, i think its cool to have unique names other than messi and ronaldo. manpogos so much better than (all of the previous messis and ronaldos weve met) combined
still too lazy to post pics
ah public hotspots, one of the worst things ever, at least the drinks here are amazing, compared to the other cafes i went to yesterday. sad to say the drinks suck compared to what i can make
so a friend taking care of some of my accounts told me to look into the league because there was something fun, how right was he. over the past few days 3 spontaneous token buyers filled with scouts popped out of the woodworks, and theyre not doing as hawt as goonskies. ah the joyses, when their precious teams aint got no nothing on no goosnkieses. itll probably be short lived soon enough since im seeing tons of injuries in rags to riches, goonskies may be next on trollinhos hitlist
sad truth is i forgot when i sold jake willis, erin rambo, and someone else, but they sold for over 2X the original bidding amount so im kind of happy. lori kochy-kochy, piers murtle and tommy vermin are next in my dump useless deadwood list
also, proud of yoyo manpogo for trolling the assist and rating charts, i knew he could surpass luke poleski this season
dont know when i can do a proper commentary thing, hopefully sometime in the near future. camping adventure starts tomorrow for a few days, til then ;P
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Lo and Behold, an Interview Appears!
=== Goonskies ===
As the final days of the league inches (stupid imperialnese. centimetres doesnt sound right) closer, Goonskies have no more games to waste. The final 5 matches are all against the top of the leagues, The Elite Four (excluding goonskies) of Pokemon, The Ender Dragon of Minecraft, and Trollinho of Top Eleven. A slipped point may cost Goonskies The second place League Title. The loss away against fifth place ??? may come back and haunt Head Coach Fonzacus in the coming days.
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goonskies are in a slump ATM, and im not confident since (ill post this later in the general section) streaks and slumps usually last a week
=== Rags to Riches ===
In hopes of tomorrow's Champions League match against Malik FC, I decided to do an interview to remember. The match takes place at 19:46 New Zealand +12 (FFS seriously the dictionary im using doesnt have zealand in it, i had a mini panic attack and said howTF can i spell zealand incorrectly..?) Three new players were bought in preparation for the match against Malik FC, the only other team stronger than Rags to Riches FC, and a token buyer, in the closing rounds of the Champions League. The transfers in are all 5*, they are a twenty-one year old goalkeeper and nordgen Ricardo Duarte, A.K.A 'Bent Wooden Ruler' (yeah, finally found my wooden ruler!!!), twenty-eight year old center and right back Paul Sheridan, and thirty year old striker Vujo Emeghara all for just one token each (yeah, sad truth, on my server its like there are 4 5* players per other quality level, also another sad truth, i cant buy anyone on goonskies, and im broke on rags to riches). Rags to Riches FC are missing 2 5* players from a 5* team.
How will tomorrow's game be decided? Will there be another let down as last season's dramatic end?
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so pumped with rags to riches ATM i just lost it. theyre doing far better than that other loser team up top
renamed those i know ill be keepeing for a while, as always i dont remember their old names, im terrible with names.dont care about nationality, except for pee wee so yeah i proudly present;
1 - GK - Bent - Wooden Ruler
3 - CB - Sheeza - Brick House
7 - CM - Pee Wee - Kee Wee
also changed my pic and fan club too, might change the FB name and stadium as well later on
so yeah i opened up a random one piece episode, and 388 popped open XD
pic - big emperor - 367
fan club ↓
nihongo (japanese) - Hentai Hikou no Ichimi
brute translation - Formation Flying of Crew OR Pervert Delinquent of Crew
cool translation - flying formation crew OR perverted delinquent crew
its obvious which one im aiming after
=== UPDATE ===
forgot about the other matches i have for tomorrow. i honestly dont care about them because you know, league matches against first and second, from bottom
if i jynxed myself there id probably be pissed for a few days
Oh Great and Powerful Away Game God, Grant Us Your POWER!!!
not doing an interview, more like another check up
so yeah just had a 1-1 game against malik at home, felt pretty good IMHO since i was sorta expecting a heavy defeat missing an RM. watched it on both teams (another sad truth i just remembered i wasnt watching on goonskies during halftime). next games on tomorrows tomorrow, and weatherman told us its going to be drizzling. sure hope so, so i dont go out and about and forget about the game
oh great and powerful away game god, help us reach for the skies!!!
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Rags to Champions League Trophy?
The second leg of the Champions League Semi-Final is under three hours away at Malik FC's Stadium. The tension unbearable. It is if tension united and transformed into people. The streets are empty due to the tension. The "people" you see are just tensionoids. The "vehicles" are just tension-infused tumbleweeds. Everything else you see outside is just a lie to get you to chase for the cake, which is just tensions' way for you to do their grunt work. The only way to be immune from tension is to read this post over and over again.
Head Coach Znofrelius is leading the Hentai Hikou no Ichimi (Perverted Delinquent Crew) for their sacrificial ceremony. They have researched day and night to try to persuade the favor of The Away Game God only to find out that The One likes Jar-Jar Binks. A large animal the Gungans use as the shield generator is seen made entirely out of Malik FC's supporters Real Madrid (wow, must be a super team to have RM as a supporters). The Crew are in a full makeshift Jar-Jar Binks cosplay costume as they wreak havoc in Norway, and blame The Trade Federation for not killing off the Gungans.
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in other news, goonskies and rags to riches have won their morning matches. they better not go back into their slump or else...
as an added bonus, i think im going to rename some of the rags to riches players to
4 People Whose Legal Names Prophesized Their Fate | Cracked.com
5 Most Embarrassing Emergency Rescue Calls | Cracked.com
they should fit in (IQ wise) with everyday items
=== AFTER MATCH ===
Oh the woe, another shutout by just a goal difference, for the second Champions League run in a row. Pee Wee Kee Wee scored the opening goal, but two more random goals came from Malik FC. It is a sad day for Master Chief Kee Wee as all hope for Rags to Riches to continue on their merry journey was on his shoulder.
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ah well, better luck next season. ima say he was scared, he didnt watch the first match
time to use 1 of my idioms
saved by the nevermind... 'that was a twofer' (dane cook, gotta admit that was awesome), a double randbow, the indefeated, inbeatable, unvincible duet - a yellow card and an injury, must suck for him
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didnt want to ruin a happy post, so new post
http://forum.topeleven.com/top-eleve...team-form.html
since it completely disregards what i posted there, ill happily call this a troll result
-players under 2*s my players
-players out of position (3 injuries, even secondayr keeper not warming the bench)
-unmanaged team
if i keep ranting here ill get pissed, off for the daysies :D
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End of Season Pics (report later onish)
too lazy to do a report now. off on yet another camping trip for a few days. friends going to take over again, already gave him my instructions. and hope he does some magic again. magic be purdy, id do magic too, giggity
hes been through what ive experienced in me streakers and slumpers. hoping he can pull through the increased amount of tokenese lurker teams (scout means looking ahead, ima say lurker does too, but in a sketchy way). im not fluent with tokenese, neither is he. i literally told all my friends what i know about the game so yeah, theyre dominating their leagues (excluding tokeneseers)
goonskies
when i said i might not make CL, i actually derped. my eyes were glitchy that day and i thought the current 5th )at the time of me lurking through the leage table), had the same amount of points. but nah, they were actually 10 ponts off. i know, go on, troll me
manpogo be hawt. its like 'evangelion unlock code: za beast-o' mode has been activated. all i know is hes gonna be trolling for quite some time :D. he did drop in the top score and top rating chart though. hoping i get a CM and CF from the (ever so useless) youth camp. gitterdone/giddyup slalom, ryu miyaibi, saint nick bender (glitched on his number) coming soon to a spitty team near you!
rags to riches
man im pissed. that slump week cost my team their place in the usual bestest of the best in the league best charts. rating wise yeah they did awesome though. i just looked through the anthrax match and my eyes being glitchy again, only 3 players were in their right position
like manpogo, pee wee kee wees probably going to be cool for a few seasons
fonzacus znofrelius
expect some moar great names in store, i finally have some tokens
yep, ima guess rags are going to face at least some tokeneseers next level. goonskies are probably going to face a few more. hope dem noobz be trippin on dem debtz. aint no take no skillz to speak no tokenese lurker teams throughout the season, son.i aint never goin down with no fight
funny thing is this is probably as long as a usual report
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Trannies Assemble! Goonskies and Rags to Riches Transfers in
=== GOONSKIES ===
With the departure of 4 elder senior citizens approaching, Head Coach Fonzacus decided it was time to make an advancement in the transfer market. Sad it may be but he has just bought one player, David Rozalski. Rozalski (27) is a giant Polish Centre Back with guided missile launchers on his shoulder (aerial defender), let us hope he knows how to use them.
=== RAGS TO RICHES ===
After being scarred away from the transfer market last week, second string waterboy Znofacus (just had to spice it up) made two phenomenal signings. Both El Sayed El Sadat and John Awia are eighteen-year-old Nordgens. It is with great pleasure to announce 'Slippery Banana Peel' and 'Shaky Goal Post' have been discovered with just two tokens each. The unveiling of the pair should come around soon, if no other transfers are deemed needed
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broke on goonskies, and with a terrible league running, out of both the CL and cup, dont think i can buy a youngen again -.-
rags be rich now son, dem be doing good. was disappointed i didnt watch yesterdays match against my 1 only RL friend in the same league, sad thing is he beat me, oh the great shame and dishonor they brought upon me...
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Three Stooges, the Heroes of Ragtown!
=== RAGS TO RICHES ===
With the newly acquired signing of an eighteen-year-old wonderkid center back Pasta Turnyak, parking ticket boothsman Znofrelius decided it was time to rename them The Three Stooges of Ragtown. Citizens of Ragtown, 'Murika, seem to be in a lost for word since there has never been a hero, let alone three. Will this finally place the isolated-island-on-a-turtle-caught-in-a-whirpool-since-the-beginning-of-time country of 'Murika on the map of the world? Only time will tell!
=== GOONSKIES ===
The door leading to Head Coach Fonzacus' main office inside of a bedrock mud-hut has been welded shut. Communication between the Head Coach and the team seem to be rare nowadays as not even a Super Duper Uber Industrial Craft Nuclear Reactor (it brought down the server i used to play on ;3) could scratch the bedrock mud-hut. Teams of rescue workers and supporters have all started sacrificing the innocent to enchant their diamond pickaxe to help take down the bedrock.
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wasted all my tokens on ragsies, but yeah im happy about it. out of the cup, and most likely out of the CL soon. the CL opponents going to be around 6 quality stronger and i have 200 SP saved up, should i save them for next season or use it now? oh glorius readers of Goonskies, From Rags to Riches please give me advice
what im trying to say with that post is that im having connection issues with itill probably hop on over with a support ticket if it doesnt fix itself after a couple of days. also having trouble with the management manager thing, if i press done it just lags and eats up CPU and RAM. not much of a problem since the attachments are all ready though
goonskies be depressing all over again, slumps and injuries during the 2nd week? what herecy. also looks like i cant get promoted this season. seppuku tekai (love that dude from one piece)
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Packing it on the Throne, a Chamberpot Appears!
=== GOONSKIES ===
Having seen the transfer market (or as people refer it to, the tranny) is fully operational, Head Coach Fonzacus decided it was time to splash some cash to silence the noisy neighbor next door, the wildly successful backup groundskeeper Znofrelius. Fonzacus, gambled most of Goonskies' money on nineteen-year-old right midfielder (crap, forgot his name). After the one token transfer win, it has been discovered that Alec Chamberpot was indeed a NordGen (TM) escaped monkey. More news on the matter after the estimated first week break!
=== RAGS TO RICHES ===
Backup groundskeeper Znofrelius is in a perplexed state. Not wanting to be outdone by a fluke of the moment one-token-bid win loser Fonzacus, Znofrelius also looked into the tranny and did not find any player of value. "Rags to Riches are about finding quality youngsters and moulding them into tomorrow's superstars. We do not just accept any player, escaped monkey or not, into our ranks like the flop you just read about above this paragraph."
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next on goonskies, ryu miyaibi
TBH i dont think i have to do much on ragsies, but yeah since were practically stinkin' rich ATM might as well buy some NGs
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League Opening Day Sermon-ey
=== GOONSKIES ===
The epic dream league for Head Coach Fonzacus! Many teams are equal in terms of quality. Many dreams will be crushed by the ever so beloved Fonzacus. The league Goonskies have been put into is the dream league for most. A levelled ground to have not only quality be of importance, but experience, determination, and downright official bribing. "Ah looks like a fun season. No tokeners sighted in my league. Although I do have a Top Eleven friend in the same league, I will not hesitate to put him down with my trusty Advanced Pride of Hiigara."
=== RAGS TO RICHES ===
The epic dream stated above has been shot down for Cluckin' Bell delivery driver Znofrelius. The first league game of the season ended in a draw against one and only friend, Kurnia FC's Kurnia. Mud-slinging appeared between the two as Znofrelius is always the first to throw the stone.
The league Rags to Riches have been put in is a slightly off-balanced league, but an overall fair league. Kurnia FC have been desperate to make their move in the transfer market in order to scare Rags to Riches, but it has failed.
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GOONS
ironically im scared of dirtmound and mayday since they both are the richest in the league. something tells me some tokenersll pop up from the woodworks soon enough. also, ill venture into the friendzone by adding random strangers in the league. i hope they give me candy when i enter in unmarked, fully shaded vans like i do
thinking about changing the stadium name too after reading through spotted kittens thread :D
Ye Olde Wankin' Grounds
RAGS
balanced enough league. 2 strongses, 2 abandonedses. still have tons of money left over, could probably buy some more NGs but yeah, tokenses count be low. need precious
ill also have to venture into the friendzone here too
cant think of a name for the stadium though, sad but true
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Desperation and the Damsel in Distress
=== GOONSKIES ===
Desperation looms over Goonskies FC's Head Coach Fonzacus as Goonskies are struggling in the dream league of theirs. Points are being dropped game after game as the league season day rolls by twenty. Wankin' Goons are in an uproar as no changes have been made by Fonzacus as they are yet again without money. The dream league of theirs may throw many curve balls in the upcoming last games of the season, and with the points so close, but yet so far, will there be a chance for Goonskies to rip the title away?
"Trollinho has bee spotted lurking in the distance whispering such nonsense as 'tank' but tanking will ruin my pride and honor. I like it rough, bring it! I will try and bury the hatchet I had used to rip open the other competitors recently. This league has been ever so much fun, I want the next season to be like this, too."
=== RAGS TO RICHES ===
The damsel in distress that is the League Title has been crying for a saviour since the beginning of time. Rags to Riches' shark-bait hoo haa haa Znofrelius is longing to rescue the princess of Top Elevenia from the clutches of The Evil Stepsister Trollinho. Unwanted children of the Old Woman who lived in a shoe (played by Rags to Riches, Sesor, Win, and the ugly fugling Kurnia ;P) are vying to rescue her at all cost, sabotaging other step-stepbrothers' matches in the process.
"My enchantress, shoe cleaner, and overall best friend pet rock Pebbles has been warning me since the beginning of time this will be a fight till the finish. Brutal backstabbings and improbable probabilities (played by Trollinho) still lurk in the distance."
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what a fun league for both. might as well add some friends to make sure the season after this is just as fun
Cup of Tea on the Edge of a Bridge
time to freshen up, i smell trollinhos presence here
=== Cup of Tea on the Edge of a Bridge ===
The dream league stated before by Fonzacus Znofrelius ended in disaster. Head Coach Fonzacus' team Goonskies FC did not make promotions, even with the disruptions caused by the behated manager. The Shrooms Cup plays soon as Fonzacus is not doing much at the moment. Baffled by the away draw against ?? FC, Fonzacus sips his tea while chatting with long time rival and alter ego Recycle Bin Cleaner Znofrelius.
"Loser, you ain't maked no Champions League. Even Kurnia maked it [sips cup of tea] bwahahaha..." says Fonzacus. Znofrelius replied with "Pffft, you ain't even got no promotion, and you still as broke as Vista, son"
Znofrelius, barely made promotional slot. The Cup on paper looks very favourable for Rags to Riches, but as we all know anything goes. Rags to Riches are now rich and on par with Goonskies FC with a few tokens. It may be time to venture into the Negotiations tab.
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ah ISP, yous suck hard. didnt get to review the league closing...
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...And the League is Open
will update later on, too lazy to do this ATM
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Danger Looms Over Goony Toons and Ragsville
Both Head Coach Fonzacus and Pompom Packager Znofrelius are enraged as a rabid chipmunk on helium. Goonskies FC and Rags to Riches are not doing as well as he-who-could-not-be-named-due-to-bad-sector thought. Both teams did not qualify for Champions League, and to add injury to injury, both teams are knocked out of the Cup as well. Ironically, no injury has been reported on either teams despite failed attempts of kicking one's bucket. How will this season unfold as rough waters are as enraged as two, yes two, rabid chipmunks on helium?
It has been reported that home games are more favourable after an unknown update. Perplexed with the new profound ability to watch many games, Fonzacus Znofrelius does not know how to react. "I am not used to this new gift, but I humbly accept it oh great Trollinho. I am rarely at home during my timezone's prime-time kick off so yeah, spice it up a bit. Ah well, another season of barely watching games, it's all good"