Goonskies - From Rags to Riches
i was inspired after reading leddys thread about his football team with a little humour
mines wont be updated as frequently as others (around once a week) but im hoping you guys like it
THIS JUST IN (the thread of course)
A spaceship claiming to have originated from Haagara touched down onto an abandoned stadium and claimed it. The spaceship seemed to be highly advanced since witnesses claim it may have popped out of thin air. "I ain't see no nothing, then the next second POOF I see them" as the slack shouldered locals voice unite to form an awkward echo while the spaceship was landing. As the spaceship opened up the doors, (and to the confusion on both sides I may add) what appears to be a human coming out and speak English, "we are just looking for some competition we can dominate. Teams in the Universal League Banged Big(TM) and Galactic League Milking Away(TM) were far too hard for us so we thought we could dominate you puny humans, I mean enjoy your league as we struggle through hardships, torments, and various cases of glitches in The Matrix. Oh, and why are all of you staring like that? Where I'm from, if you stare like that death rays tend to come out of both eyes, ey" said Head Coach Fonzacus.
During an interview with Head Coach Fonzacus, I have many sneak-peak expectations that fellow viewers may be interested in:
Reporter: What is your true intention for coming to Earth?
Fonzacus: To perform a "treble" this season. Conquering Earth would be a bonus as far as I'm concerned.
R: How are you going to complete a treble? More importantly, why are you going to conquer Earth?
F: By trying to watch my team play and perform various duties such as trading and nurturing players. No comment on the conquering part. I knew i shouldn't have said that, can you edit it out?
R: No, we are on live TV. Do you have a team to compete with? Have you bought the stadium you landed on? Will you be bringing extraterrestial hotties with you?
F: My team is all transfer list rejects from other leagues. The previous stadium owner was killed by me, does it make it mine by your law? if not can you edit that part out too? It seems from our long-going research you did not like our previous hotties such as Jar-Jar Binks, Michael Jackson and that girl that likes to come out from TVs. We would like to capture new people to lead our supporters to domination, the Wankin' Goons.
R: Thank you for your time Head Coach Fonzacus, it is all the time that we have right now, I welcome the overlords from Haagara to our humble Earth, please accept my cameraman and makeup artists as sacrifice. Stank Krunk reporting.
just a recap:
basic team with mostly 10T a season on transfer
no token buying
plays 4-5-1 W (or 4-2-3-1/4-3-3, the CDM is a CAM)
plays like arsenal
prioritize youth
will post pics later
Goonskies - From Rags to Riches
Follow through the journey of both Goonskies FC (Fonzacus) and Rags to Riches FC (Znofrelius) in the epic-novel-trilogy-cluster-duck Goonskies - From Rags to Riches. The story of two pure thirty-five token teams relying on neither buying nor ads, but pure courage, determination, and bromance. Disrupting the Great Circle of Life called the League, Cup, and Champions League will take more than just mad skills, as mythological monsters and dangerous diseases (Trollinho) attempt to stop them on their quest to become the very best, like no one ever was.
=== GOONSKIES ===
Team Name: Goonskies FC
Star Player Name: current/former arsenal players
Stadium Name: Ye Olde Wankin' Grounds (planned)
Supporter Name: Wankin' Goons
Motto: The lunatics, are on the grass
Mascot: Lucy the loose cannon
=== RAGS TO RICHES ===
Team Name: Rags to Riches
Star Player Name: everyday items
Stadium Name: Parc d'Attractions de Trou de Gloire (planned, gloryhole theme park)
Supporter Name: Hentai Hikou no Ichimi (perverted delinquent crew)
Motto: Dem be raggedy son, dem be raggedy
Mascot: Ster the mole
will post pic later
thisll be the first post on many other team showcases
=== NOTE FOR NEW READERS ===
since i cant get a hold of my first account here (the 1 up top), i cant really edit that and update it as i troll along my epic novel, Goonskies - From Rags to Riches, ima say to find a specific season is like trying to find a needle in a haystack making machine on a haystack island where haystack rain like cats and dogs: purely unpossible, especially with no formatting whatsoever
who knows, this might even be the first post every else is updating to make it look nice and well organized, but yeah, me well organized? its an oxymoron of epic proportions
and this is just ancient gibberish down below in case someone was interested with that
was the post i wrote here deleted? im pretty sure i sent it
if it gets removed or whatnot again tell me why
Stank Krunk reporting in on Goonskies FC's first game of the season, and how they miraculously somehow won three games and drew once before without playing. It's like they paid the league, champions league, and cup officials to enter into a league on a planet they've just arrived on. "I just slipped some diamonds onto the officials' desks while pointing my Ion Cannon, if they refuse well I'll gladly return them to the great maker, Carin' Fett. That's how politics work on this planet too right" comments Head Coach Fonzacus, "oh, and it's also the date of my birth, so statistically speaking I should be more trigger happy."
Despite his comments, I will give an 'official' report regarding his matches. He claims he doesn't remember his first two matches, so I'll report on what he can remember.
"Yesterday's match was a debacle, after doing so well the entire game against "The Gamers", my team drew 1-1. A youngen I bought a few hours before felt the need to injure another player and incur the wrath of a non bribed and threatened referee, only to receive a second yellow for carelessly swatting the ball in the box in the 89th minute. %€@®¶& [Haagaran]
I don't remember the second match too because i was out partying so i left my trusty Haagsky to manage for me. Seems he did a good job, I should reward him with the moon to rule.
Our third match was strange. Even though we outclassed them by 9Qs, we had 40 percent possession and ended up winning 1-3. It came with a high price seeing how I just brought my future captain back from the dead, only to die again within 40 minutes. Syahputra said 'hey, don't call me back before 5 days [a little under 2 months] because I'm an extra for The Promenading Lifeless.' The nerve of him, I could just blast him with my Ion Cannon right now.
Our game just now ended in a 1-2 win with another high price as a close friend of Syahputra, Calle, too had a role to play for the new season of 'The Contest of Toilets' as he just left upon kickoff and will return on the same day as Syahputra. Calle should be blasted with my Ion cannon too. "
What drama will unfold as new team Goonskies FC begin to rip up the league? I too have that very same question. Will there be more unexplained disappearances in the tournament?