Training News Catch-up

Following a hard post-match training session both Graeme Souness (f. Javier Alconero) and Jim Baxter (f. Marc Kalkoul) achieved 6*. While Baxter slumped tired against the free-cick training wall (with a can of Super Lager and kebab), Souness said "Hopefully this means that our best years are still ahead of us and will be spent in a Buffs shirt".

Buffs Mad later added "See! You can polish a turd!"