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Choas at LEDDY FC before the beginning of league season when Chairman Vlad (the) Inhaler sold (DC) A Morretto without telling manager Dingle Twat, according to Dingle " I am not to happy with the situation, he was a good squad player coming on as sub, I believe Vlad Sold him after finding out that it was A. Morretto who hid all his Asthma inhalers when in Amsterdam. on a happier note I have just bought 24 year old R. Blackmore to be our new main striker for this season. I am unsure which of the other two strikers to sell but I think after G.Hurst being found in Brothel after CL final I have no alternative but to place him on the Transfer list as Farid Fadda was top scorer out of the pair"