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Plans for the opening of LEDDY FC new stand "Norma (The milky bars are on me) Stitz stand" are now taking shape for opening league game of the season. The person who will make a short speech and opening of the stand has been kept top secret but sources say it could be somebody from another club coming to do the honours, ( sources say that "Norma" had a fling with Ref "Helmet Cheese" some years ago but it ended with Norma refusing to serve him her famous homemade baps after a spat), this would make sense as Norma wasn't at the CL final and of course the penalty that never was awarded by "Cheese"