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The first home game in league for LEDDY FC went well, the ashes of "Norma Stitz" where found on a train to Glasgow, with only mins to go before kick off the RAF supplied a helicopter to fly the ashes down to the ground, in amazing night the copter flew over the ground where the ashes were winched down to the centre circle where members of AEPRE FC, WOLF FC and JULY FOURTH alongside manager of LEDDY "Dingle Twat" where there to recieve them, they scattered them and gave short speeches to an ecstatic crowd, after the min silence everyone fired their spud guns in the air to remember "Stitz".

What followed was the best win of LEDDY FC history, an 8-0 thrashing of CP FC 1904......."TWAT" said " incredible, emotional and a wonderful send off for old "Norma".