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Rumours are surfacing from LEDDY FC fansite/forum and Twitter that the whole "Cheese" and "Megan" affair was set up by someone within the club to get "Cheese" out to Barbados with "Megan" to frame him, ("Cheese" is married) but by a stroke of fortune "Koch" went out there and almost did the job by pure chance. We await the trial.

"Morgan Sheman" has been awake in hospital and is belived to of been told if they are "Megan" or "Morgan"

Manager Dingle Twat was asked about yet another drama to hit the club "Twat" said "no comment" when leaving the clubs training ground ahead of todays 4th round (1/8)of the cup against "Somalia".


"Maurice Glib" first team coach said about todays cup game "Aha ha ha ha Stayin alive (in the cup).

GK "Braziliano" is back in the team after missing last nights league game due to injury in CL, it was to be for 2 days, but this morning after one days rest and the treatment room doing their job he is good to go.

GK "Braziliano" said,"I am glad to be fit again especially as its the World Cup next year and would like to think I could make the national side. To play while its held in Brazil would be a dream come true" He then went of to have a Brazillian as its known in the trade.