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LEDDY FC have banned Spanish omelette and Hungarian Goulash from being served at all home games.
"Megan Sheman" was discharged from hospital and is flying back to UK to rejoin LEDDY FC as Physio, it is still unsure about what baggage she has on her. At passport control they were a little quizical when her passport said "Morgan Sheman". On hearing the news of "Twats" sacking she seemed to be upset stating"its such a shame as "Twats" are hard to come by.
The journo feels we know which way the op went.
"Herman Koch" is to still face trial even if "Cheese is not found.