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LEDDY FC have landed in iran for the crucial 2nd leg cup game, "Megan" was onboard. Caretaker boss "Maurice Glib" said "Night fever, night fever.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that night fever, night fever.
We know how to show it.

Positive words from him indeed !!!


In the Caribbean
swat team located boat and landed on board to capture the man dressed as a Banana, when revealed it wasn't "Cheese" but look alike "Petrov Doubloff". The swat team spokesman "Trent Seattle" said "Cheese could be anywhere in the world right now, but we will track him down"

back home the whereabouts of ex LEDDY FC manager is unknown...Reporter "Sam Scoop" said " Twat was always hard to track down and ask questions when manager...slippery little thing thats always hard to locate""