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The Wolfman has appointed himself as Manager of Wolf FC. (P.S I will now play the role as The Wolfman)
Jordan has been appointed manager of Barcelona in Can't say the actual name but it ends in 2013 and its made by Sports can't say the last thing about that either.
As promised The Wolfman will reveal his real name, Jordan already had inside knowledge of his name and placed his total Wolf FC wages turn in of £233,203 on the Wolfman's real name.
Jordan's bet: Blessing Love
His real name: Batman Bin Suparman
The Wolfman has given himself a transfer budget of £8.7Million (with sales from crap players we should have about £10M)
Wolf FC will lift the league winners trophy in honour of Norma Stitz.
Unfortunately Batman Bin Suparman's wolf attacked a crap player earlier on in training so the board signed a mutual termination contract with the crap player and agreed to pay him the money for a taxi home and a McDonalds Large Big Mac + all owed wages to stop him from having the Wolf being put down.
Batman bin Suparman aka The Wolfman has agreed with Golden Wonder's request to replace all healthy-meals for the players with pot noodles and Golden Wonder crisps. Both parties are thought to be delighted.
Golden Wonder will also sponsor Wolf FC following the end of this season.
Batman bin Suparman issued a statement "Unfortunately The Hound choked on a chicken breast on the flight home and he therefore died, we will be having a club-funeral and he will be buried under the kick-off spot 2-feet under at Wolf Arena, the funeral will take place tomorrow and every time a team kicks off at our Stadium they will smell, and think about The Hound"
The Wolfman admitted that The Hound assaulted Koch & Cheese on the ship.
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