*reuters* leddy fc news

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Michael Phelan is cleared of the charge of murder of The Hound.

Wolf FC are hoping to appoint a new coach as Michael Phelan contract was terminated after violating a clause (Do not murder people) therefore no wages consisting of 3-years worth are to be paid to Mr Phelan.

In other news The Wolfman appointed his favourite Wolf as Assistant Manager, while he appointed his other Wolf as Head of Security. Analysts think The Wolfman's reign at Wolf FC will be the most symbolic but in terms of results the worst.

The Wolfman has a budget of nearly 8 Million to bring in 4 new players (a new DR, DC, MR, MC).

He also went on to add that our long-term second-keeper Andrei Manyur will be parting ways this season as The Wolfman refused to renew his contract, he believes Manyur is a useless player because he hasn't played once this entire season. It was also a tearful final game for former Manager Jordan White as his team lost Mr White's final game as Manager who is retiring to play games on the internet 24/7 today, as released earlier The Wolfman will take over as Manager. J White's stake in the ownership of Wolf FC will remain to be owned by J White, so J White will still have a big role in the boardroom at Wolf FC.

Wolf FC captain Ashley Williams lifted the Wolf FC League cup in honour of Norma Stitz and The Hound today as Wolf FC finished first in the league!

The Wolfman "I hope we are drawn in the same league as Leddy FC this season, in honour of Norma Stitz!"