LEDDY TV NEWS
LEDDY FC win first game of the season, a home game in the larger capacity of 7000 stadium to PACKER FC, equal in ratings but 3-1 to take to 2nd leg is welcome. B.Jedivic scored two goals but also got a yellow card which lead to PACKER getting a late goal. Player of the season Tail Peeraer got injured in training for ******** sake....he bent down to tie a boot lace back up.
The porta loos were not ready and again residents in near by houses where complaining of seeing over weight arses squating in the bushes.
Near by resident "Thelma Deasdale" said...I was out in my back garden which backs on to the ground when I saw a hairy bum peering through the bushes, I am fed up with it now"
LEDDY FC say the loos will be ready for next home game.
*SLY SPORTS NEWS*
"Megan Sheman" has been set free and been able to rejoin LEDDY FC after an emergency court said "Koch and Cheese" were the most wanted men in the world....she will be allowed to go but will be set community service back in England cleaning up the bushes around the ground until porta loos up and running.
"Cheese" is to still face trial when he gets out of hospital....