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PIPPO FC manager Yo Thosporn is alleged to have bribed Ref "Norman Freeman" in a game against "JULY FOURTH" earlier today. It is said "Freeman" was bribed with a night with "Thosporn" GF Swedish model "Brenda Pornstat". Swedish Police raided "M/s Pornstat" place and "Freeman" was found to be there handcuffed to the bed face down with a kitchen utensil poking out of his buttocks. A red faced "Freeman" said nothing.