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*LEDDY FC TV NEWS*

"Dingle Twat* has been speaking about other teams today, about WOLF FC he said " What a great result for them against Banana FC, last season on our server "Banana FC won the cup. I also like the way "July Fourth" play, I think there might be a comback today".

LEDDY FC didnt have to travel far today for the 2nd leg of cup game as its in England against "PACKER FC". They are 3-1 up but it seems that "PACKER" have made a panic buy last night with a new striker who has the best rating on the field, thus making his team on paper now stronger. "TWAT" said " they obviously want to win, but I feel we can get an away goal that might make the tie for them a mountain to high, but we are not counting our chickens, we will play are usual way of attacking football".


*SLY TV*

Ref "Norman freeman" had emergency surgery to remove a kitchen utensil from his buttocks and is under investigation for match fixing.


Fugitive,Ref, all round Knob "Helmet Cheese" is still in hospital where a bullet is lodged in a part of his skull, he is now talking but it seems the wound has hit the a part of the brain where he can now only tell the truth...When asked about the penalty in the CL final 2 seasons ago, when asked "Should it of been a free kick as originally awarded" ? he stated "YES"