LEDDY FC TV NEWS


LEDDY FC remain one point clear a the top of the league with a home 2-1 win...Twat said " our goal diff is not as good as 2nd place Galatasary but at least we are just ahead for now....its getting to the point of the season when it will be squeaky bum time"


It was a quick flight to Denmark where LEDDY FC crush Vida FC 6-0...Twat said " wow I have been tinkering all season with whats the best side to play, I went to players and positions that we used last season and hey presto B Jevjevic switched sides in midfield and rewarded us with two goals, I hope we haven't peeked too soon, it was like this two seasons ago when we got to the final and were hot faves....we all know about the Amsterdam arena fiasco as its gone down in forum folklore. With the final to be in Barcelona at The Nou camp we sure would love another chance at old Big ears....The Nou camp was the setting to probably the greatest come back in a final in 1999 where Solksjaer and Sherringham ransacked the Germans in 2 mins at the end of time, but I am getting ahead of myself here...we have a 2nd leg in 1/4 final to play. Lets hope Ritchie Blackmore can be our "Black Knight" in shinning armour for the rest of the season and R.Plant can lead us to a "Stairway to heaven".



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Helmet Cheese and the Knobs have arrived in Poland and are training for the game later tonight.......Cheese said......."I have PILES of work to get this bunch to win or my life will be hell"...he then asked Sam Scoop the reporter if he had any Anusol cream.