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After the Poison Ivy Cream incident Cheese is said to be consulting with prison-doctors to ask for a worm tablet as he suspects he has caught worms from the last soap incident.

Cheese is still using his Poison Ivy-compromised cream for his past, present and future incidents. Wolf FC have sent him more bottles under the company name "INNOCENT CHEESE FUND".

Wolf FC have also sent him a compromised worming tablet under the same company name of "Innocent Cheese Fund", the worming tablet is in fact just a Psychotic pill mixed with beef tapeworm eggs, it will infect him with tapeworms and it will make him act like a child for a few days until the psychotic leaves the body.

The spokesman for the Innocent Cheese Fund is the Wolf FC COO who persuaded the then-Chairman to hunt for Cheese.

Innocent Cheese Fund promises to continue sending him the bottles of cream and worming pills until Cheese no longer has the mental ability to function.