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LEDDY TV NEWS

Looking back at yesterdays first game of the season the other team had a player sent off after just 4 mins, is that a record ? also it was LEDDY FC's 3 rd 5-0 win on the trot after two at the end of last season.

Dingle Twat said" We are unsure what to do this season, looking at CL there are teams of 47 ratings, some 10 above us, last season we managed to knock out teams of 44 ratings but 47 was a bit to much....we have farmed three tokens today, we feel dirty for doing it but our coffers are up to 5 tokens now..no point having nearly 34 million in the bank if you cannot spend it. I can see its going to be difficult again this season..We await the league teams tomorrow and will decide if we are to go for it or not.

Rasputin Bollocksvich is waiting for the call to join the club, but it might have to be later in the season if we do some token farming......eeww I need a shower at the thought


Twat also said he was happy to see the Seattle Seahawks thrash The Jags 45-17 in the NFL. We are fans of the American Footy although unhappy at the name, not much footy goes on



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