Best formation/tactics to win everything, all the time

[SimplySimon]

I was a noob! I wanted a 9* striker. 1300T it cost me. 300 farming + 1031 package lol

£70 for a player on a virtual game! That's quite an investment, no wonder you've stayed so hooked since ;-)

[SimplySimon]

I don't want to spend money on tokens - this is what my friend did and he has already been on the forum to complain because he spent lots of money and didn't win everything, he was very angry and he told you all he would stop playing

Of course normally I would expect that all you have to do is spend lots of money on players and you will win everything, like in real life with Real Madrid and Man City

Now I realise that there must be a secret formation and tactics to win everything, but you don't tell me because you are all selfish

So please give me a better answer and stop being so stupid, or I will get angry because I know you are all Nordeus here and if you don't tell me I will come back and make a long post telling you how greedy you are and how bad this game is

[Haroon Bhatti]

Pretty funny how many people skim over threads/posts and reply ... And also, go with 1-1-8!

[mamutinamostu]

Songwriters: HARRIS, STEPHEN PERCY

White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery

He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard, we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell

But many came, too much for Cree
Oh will we ever be set free

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains

Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game

Murder for freedom the stab in the back
Woman and children, a cowards attack

Run to the hills - run for your lives
Run to the hills - run for your lives

Soldier blue in the barren wastes
Hunting and killing's a game

Raping the woman and wasting the man
"The only good injins are tame"

Selling them whiskey and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

Run to the hills - run for your lives
Run to the hills - run for your lives

Run to the hills - run for your lives
Run to the hills - run for your lives

[SimplySimon]

Also, a bit of random Iron Maiden. Nice. Not sure I get the relevance entirely, but hey, why not?

[Razz]

Hi,

I'm new to the forum and I can't be bothered to read all the guides, tutorials and threads that have been created here by people who are prepared to share their time and experience for the benefit of others

Having said that, I do want to win every game I play, scoring lots of goals without conceding (m)any

So what I want to know is - what formation is the one that beats all others? Also, which tactics should I set to ensure I always win against anyone?

I need to know this because I don't want to learn about this game, or the game of football generally, if it requires my time and energy to do so. As far as I understand, in life there is always one way to do things successfully so this should be the same on this game - correct?

Please answer me quickly and accurately, and make it as simple as possible

Also, do not expect me to return here to thank you for your answers or to report on my progress - you are giving me your time because you want to and I should not be expected to be grateful for that or to return the favour of sharing my experience. Please do not be so selfish and demanding

If you are sarcastic about my excellent question I will be annoyed, and if you do not answer in the way I want I will be angry - this is my thread for you to help me, so do it

I will return to see answers, reply angrily if necessary and then never post again. I may pester you by private message if you answer my question but not exactly as I wanted you to

I would say thank you for reading, but I don't want you to read - I want my answers

That is all..

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[SimplySimon]

Nice website holding text. I think it may have been more amusing to just write:

Tldr

[Cat Harrison]

Latin?!

[herdo]

Brilliant by the original poster. Its like ground hog day on here at times! New season starts, same **** threads appear! we should just stop answering, well apart from to say 'search the forum'

[SimplySimon]

Cat - no, it's holding text use on websites to test the fonts and formatting. Looks a bit like Latin, that's a common mistake

Herdo - yeah, my patience threshold was broken and my sarcasm monster broke out. But someone else made an actually useful post for noobs with links to good threads, so I'm off to bump that now so it appears above this one!