yay I lost 2-1 in the league with a player getting sent off in 8 minutes for spitting. Apparently it's a nasty habit. Thanks for putting that in there and edumacating me Nordeus, you cucking funts.

On the brightside in the cup game earlier I got my 8th injury in 4 days. I'm pretty confident that's a record for me. I couldn't have done it without you Nordeus, thanks, you cucking funts.

On the actual less gloomy side of the gloom I won the cup game 2-0, away from home to a team marginally better than mine. The league is gone now, for sure, to a team that are not good enough to only have dropped 4 points so far, but what can you do, you cucking funts.