red card for HandBall!!!

[John Tompkins]

Never had a red for hand ball but have now had 2 reds for spitting!!

I have talked to all my players about spitting and it hasn't happened since.

I have relegated players to the reserves for having unprotected sex with strippers in Turkey once or twice but at least they've stopped spitting!!

[Mischa Cali]

I actually had this once against an opponent. He tried to spit at me but he missed and hit the ref instead. True Story...

[Tayonas]

I have a total of 5 players with yellows, cant remember I've ended up with any red, and some of them have yellows for two or three competitions and my sub bench has been full since we started playing. Well over 30 days total of injuries now.

Its only league 2 ffs - real pub teams by looks of it :O

Oh and I've been given penalties and only had about 2 yellows handed to the opposition for about 5 penalties.

Doesn't make sense :s

[cracicot]

I wish I could get a red card for biting.

[herdo]

last game of last season i got a player sent off for spitting, was in the 85th minute and i was winning 3 or 4 nil

Was like, mate what ye actual doing?

[spornybol]

i want to see a red for player doing a Vinny Jones; for those too young to know it`s when Vinny Jones grabbed Paul Gascoingne by the goolies

[cracicot]

i want to see a red for player doing a Vinny Jones; for those too young to know it`s when Vinny Jones grabbed Paul Gascoingne by the goolies

Are you kidding me? Besides wanting to Roy Keane every team I play against, I would give it all away for one Eric Cantona Kung Fu Kick!

[spornybol]

Are you kidding me? Besides wanting to Roy Keane every team I play against, I would give it all away for one Eric Cantona Kung Fu Kick!

yep Cantona was a classic, watching that live and spat me beer out when i saw that,

but how about referee getting subbed for injury seen that happen a few times

[spornybol]

Are you kidding me? Besides wanting to Roy Keane every team I play against, I would give it all away for one Eric Cantona Kung Fu Kick!

now if manager`s got sent off, you`d be the king Cracicot for the most sending off`s

[Saransh Vatsa]

yep Cantona was a classic, watching that live and spat me beer out when i saw that,

but how about referee getting subbed for injury seen that happen a few times

Ref's injured. He is struggling. He is being stretchered off!!! Wait, If this happens then as it happens in our usual games in Top 11, it will take 10 mins for the sub ref to come. This means, game without ref for 10 minutes. Go on spitting and handballing!!!