I don't want much when I retire ... just maybe ..umm .. a free box in the posh glass bit of the stadium, with complimentary beer and hotdogs ..

oh .. and a small statue outside would be nice .. nothing fancy .. 20 .. 30 ft high .. bronze maybe ..

and um .. maybe a stand named after me..

and a big payoff so I can retire in comfort, with maybe a new contract to become an overseas ambassador for the club ..

oh and maybe if the club gives me some shares / part ownership as I helped to shape the future so much ..

ah and maybe if it's not too much trouble name a match day a season after me where fans and players alike clap and cheer the good old days when I was in charge

oh .. and ......