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A fool and his tokens are soon bidding ( on free transfers)
Two strikers in the squad are worth a toe-poke in the bush
A token saved is a future token spent ..on greenies
A match against a far better team is ...a toss up
Bakers dozen is one player short of a fool squad
Caught between a rock and a hard place is - playing CL at 11.50pm and Cup the next day, at, 12.15am
You ID ten T expressions, cause mine are funny at all.
Can someone start a joke thread somewhere.
It's ok to sell your soul to the devil, but never your T11 account
I am only good at sarcasm and pun, I am not good at making idioms though... But here it goes-
A match is a disaster, better not to watch it live!!!!:p
A team nowadays is a lion AWAY, but a cat at HOME!!!!(if u get what i mean;))
Having a strong attack and weak defence is like having steroid powered biceps but a baby's calves!!!!!!(I know this one isn't funny:()
Another one-
One is never aware of his ST's skills till he breaks his shins against them.
Another one-
Nothing is scarier than finding all Indonesians and Vietnamese managers bidding on ur Transfer List players!!!:D(Actually, nothing is more exciting timepass than to see them fight it to the finish:D)
This reminds me so much of the Indian cricket team,......Lions At Home, Lambs Away....Quote:
Originally Posted by Saransh Vatsa
And you want to come over for 2 tests only...WTF
Love the Steriods line
U can say now. But those times when Dravid, Sachin, Ganguly, Laxman and all used to play in their primes, Home or Away did not matter:) New young team will take time to settle, as one of the last players from the team from th Classic Era, Sachin, has hung his boots:(Quote:
Originally Posted by DiZZee
Mention not...
Srinath, Kumble, Seewag.
Sunny, Viswanath, Dev, Bhedi.
And the best ... Azhar
Although i never saw Gavaskar, Bhedi and Srinath live. They retired before i was old enough to start watching cricket( i have been watching since i was 3 so go figure:)). But i have heard many a heroic tales of theirs' and even seen some old matches highlights. Specially of a few WI tours, '83 WC which we won and all. I did however see Kumble for some time. Sehwag is still here. Though due to bad form he is out rght now but i have all hopes he will be back. He is our DESTROYER!!!!! I will remember Sehwag always for one more reason. It was a match against Pakistan(Indo-Pak matches are the most interesting ones on both sides of the borders... People go crazy if they win and don't eat for a whole day if they lose:)). Shoaib Akthar(u must know him), Pak's fastest pacer was bowling bouncers to Sehwag and telling him to try and score runs off him. Sehwag's reply was what every Indian remembers. He pointed at Sachin who was standing at the Non-Striker's end and said in Hindi,"Woh dekh raha hai, woh tera baap khara hain waha....Usko bol, woh marke dikayega" meaning in English,"U see that, he is ur dad standing right there(hyperbole obviously, not really), tell him and he will score." Next over of Shoaib, Sachin on strike, Shoaib bowles a similar bouncer, Sachin smacks it for a 6. Followed by a 4. Sehwag then told Shoaib,"Baap baap hota hain, beta beta" meaning "Dad is dad always, and son is son":D By far the best dialogue ever said on the cricket field!!!!!!! Unforgettable one!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DiZZee
you guys are going way off topic -.-"just kiddin'
teeheehee another fun thread, expect me to join in, in like half a dayish ;D
didnt want to mess up the previous post
i use idioms a lot. what better way to slam someone, than with an idiom. dat be high class son, dat be high class
these are in order by how often i use them, still a few i cant remix
here are favourites, mix them, then i will ever so forever be in you debt
when pigs fly over a frozen hell
drastic times call for drastic measures
kill 2 birds with 1 stone
between a rock and a hard place *
taste of your own medicine
once in a blue moon
sitting on the fence
take with a grain of salt
costs an arm and a leg
blessing in disguise
speak of the devil
give the benefit of the doubt
every cloud has a silver lining
beat around the bush
(may i play) devils advocate (for a moment) - love that episode where homer says that and plays a pinball machine called devils advocate
and here are my T11fied idioms
the stat is a lie (all stats are lies)
big trolls come from small 1* teams (yep)
go with the token flow *
never judge a 4-4-2 by their players (overpowered)
curiosity killed the token buyer (token buyers get pissed off most out of all of usish)
let the cat die in the bag (no answers)
a scout on the list is worth more than 2 on the tranny (rather than losing +50 tokens)
saved by the nevermind (80th minute opposition goal/card)
the bigger they are the harder they vent (TBs vent more than 35Ts ;P)
dont put all of you tokens on one player (losing ALL of your tokens on one player)
going the extra token (addiction to the tranny market)
back to the formation boards (asking about formations again)
trollinho has left the building (no troll matches, yet)
method to the fonzness (likes to change game times OR just being me, joking around a lot)
again (with) the clock? (tranny bugs with unsynced clocks)
not playing with a full squad (unmanaged teams)
you can play that again (i know corny, consecutive random friendlies)
lurking trollinho (dat jose mourinho be watchin yous)
barking up the wrong thread (vents on the forum)
couch/cold nordeus (no answers)
got up on the wrong side of the fixture (missed watching)
an injury a dozen (too many injuries)
add injury to injury (reoccurring injuries)
get bent out of formation (no auto fix formation for active managers)
let sleeping players lie (tankers)
@littledude, LOVED THE 4-4-2 LINE!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
your sig was the inspiration, add it to your sig if you want ;D
got any luck mixing up my favourite idioms?
Yes i am changing my sig to that:D Give me the copyrights lolsQuote:
Originally Posted by littledude072
And as I said, i am not good at making idioms. If their was a thread only on sarcasm, I would have shown u why my friends at school call me King of Sarcasm(and no, this was not sarcastic LOLs). Even pun would do:D
There goes my new signature. I have written a line of credit for u, littledude, at the bottom:D
LOL, i liked the old sig too, like mines above then yours, it makes perfect sense XD
sarcastics joking around (insulting if serious), making up idioms count too. just connect the dots and boom, you can make them
i only hope the sig box can be a bit bigger, id probably add something else too