Quote Originally Posted by joshyt View Post
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Bought any tokens at all
The 3* star players clog up my window..
Noone buying at all
And even if they did it would be okay..
Cos you can't train them at all
It reminds me, I'm gonna win the league,
Gonna win the league..

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
This is the best package you could ever send your fans
It's been six weeks and still no transfers - They don't deserve it?
I know they two academy players;
Don't listen to the neosayers
So the is my cassette they're sending you, they hope you hear it
They are bottom of the league right now, 9 points adrift
Hey Nord, they drank a fifth of vodka, you dare them to play?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from relegation
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then in Division 4 he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued them from drowning
Now it's too late - they're on a 1000 downers now, they're drowsy
and all they wanted was a transfer market or a call
I hope you know they ripped all of your pictures off their facebook wall
They loved you Nord, you could have made them happy, think about it
You ruined it now, they hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream they hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
They hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without them
See Nord; [*screaming*] Shut up *****! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Nord, that's their internet girlfriend screaming over skype
but they didn't hack her email, they just threatened to block her, see they aint like you
cause if she gets paranoid she'll suffer more, and then she'll scream too
Well, they gotta go, they're almost relegated now
Oh s***, they forgot, their inactivity has locked their account.....
Please don't think of Em's lines and change them to make a song of the same tune with totally rubbish and senseless lyrics...that is an insult to a legend like Eminem. And Stan is epic, the best story ever told in form of rap, i beg u to not spoi it......
By the way if u were changing t lyrics why did u change only the 3rd stanza?? Becoz at the end of it the "Stan dies??? Well u r the fan here..... Well, its good, atleast the 1st two a the last stanzas got saved from this murderr.....but u did spoil the hook!!! Now please don't go spoiling his other songs for God's sake and stop boring us.

Dear Mr.-I have-a-successful-life-outside-of-Top-Eleven
This will be the last comment i ever write to ur useless comments
Told u a million times but u never listen
U r going to be ignored and i know u deserve it!!!

#ignore