League: Buffs FC shock Barcelona with a 2-0 away win. However, Buffs just aren't converting the chances - 26 shots, 14 on target but the home keeper did rate 9 with 6 fantastic saves. Manager Buffs Mad said "The goals will come, someone's going to get humped and soon." (Editors Note: Didn't watch the match - seemed like a routine match against a disorganised side).

League: Celtic Rangers cause an upset by beating the league leaders 3-2 away pushing them down into second. CR are equal on points but inferior gd leaves them 3rd.

Manager Midas McGonnigal said "Here I'm thinking it was a masterful tactical display and I earned my dosh, the opposition Manager is probably shouting 'Trolled'. Perspective is a strange thing." He later added "....and no fecking injuries either!"