/sings *Do you know the way to San Jose?*

No matter because today Buffs FC welcomed San Jose FC on league business. Buffs defence was rock solid and although the attack is not firing on all cylinders Denis Law's first half strike was enough and they finished 1-0 winners. Unfortunately Souness got a taste of his own medicine and was stretchered off with a Knee Cartilage Tear just before the half-time whistle.

Buffs Mad said "Excuse me if I don't stop but I must get straight on to Ebay and look for a consignment of barn doors for this week's strike training."