My little 2* Shangalang FC were trying to out-Mourinho the soor-faced one and his Scout infested spawn. Imagine my joy as in 20 minutes their DC gets sent off. The party invites were sent, the champagne was on ice and nicely chilled as half-time approached.......and 3 goals from them were just around the corner. Defeat. Woe. Seething hatred.![]()