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    My star striker must be a manic depressive

    He's the best player in the squad, he's scoring and getting assists for fun. Top scorer and passer as well as 2nd in the league for average form.

    Why does his moral drop like a stone after every game?

    I'm chucking blue packs at psycholgists to bring him back up before games but he still has this dark cloud hanging over him. Is there a top 11 version of Prozac?

    Seriously, any tips?

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    Tell him to hit the bar more often and pick up some girls.. He clearly isn't getting enough action off the pitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by dv8r View Post
    Tell him to hit the bar more often and pick up some girls.. He clearly isn't getting enough action off the pitch
    Should he pretend to be a farmer?

    Could he be suffering from the "Pele" syndrome?

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    Maybe he needs a name or nationality change?
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    you sub him out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by n053859 View Post
    you sub him out?
    Is that a question or a suggestion?

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    i've the same problem...