What is it with all these teams that have 'FC' in their names?

[spornybol]

Your name is Martin?
You are a fan of ornathology?
You support the Norfolk farmer that shot a burglar in his house?
You liked the band the Housemartins?
You are an undercover martian but disguised it by removing the A?
You are a girl called Martine or Martina?
You have a loved one by that name or a derivative?

TBC - possibly

yes
no
yes
there ok
no comment
last time looked, defo male ( i blame old age)
and yes i love myself

but still wrong

[tarcanes92]

yes
no
yes
there ok
no comment
last time looked, defo male ( i blame old age)
and yes i love myself

but still wrong

Martin FC

first name, middle and last initials

or

first name, and first two letters of a hyphanated last name