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Mine is schizophrenic.
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great game in his bad day -lol
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In Greeks tooQuote:
Mine is schizophrenic.
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great game in his bad day -lol
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Crazy keeper
LOL.... today in CUP.... the game at 20min....still 0:0..... that funny guy told me " we totally tear up their defense, i like it, keep it up".... i am like....ok...still 0:0.... don't even have a goal and only have 20min gone...but i totally tear up their defense.... LOL~ i was thinking he was just tearing his report paper ~LOL
He's an idiot. 7-0 up and he says our strikers are not getting through. Playing counter-attacking since 20th minute and in 80th minute he suggests trying "counter-attacks". One minute he says go for it to "boost our goal difference" the next he says slow down and "rest best players".
PS. He should shut up and concentrate his efforts at the touchline getting our subs on.:p
1:1 at 80min ...he said great result....like...wt.....
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I think my attack was doing just fine. I scored 3 more times after this great advice.
Failed to get the screenshots, but once he said to go all out attack and 20 minutes later said play safe, we shouldn't concede from a CA by the weak team... I made my mind to grab 5-6 goals, and the scoreline was 8-1, so...
He's at it again...
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LOL.... he is stupid spy... my last report...
our hard work in training is paying off. keep it up.
we rarely intercepted the opponent's passes...
XXX score a goal. we failed to stop him.
do you see the first one....and the 2nd and 3rd is not match at all??
our hard work in training is paying off ...but we rarely intercepted the passes and XXX score a goal...because we fail to stop him....
so... because we rarely intercepted the pass and fail to stop XXX so that he score...is paying off for our hard work in training??
(and do we really need him to MENTION in report that XXX score a goal because we fail to stop him??? (or maybe there is another way we can stop the opposite player but he still can score a goal???)
LOL... he is just a joke....
Here we go again...
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A classic from the ass man:http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03...b1975d7065.jpg
Performance so nice, he had to say it twice.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...8d2223dfec.jpg
This win against the leaders was extremely crucial for our title hopes. Guessing the game's hero is quite easy:http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03...59afaf05a9.jpg
He's a defender. And this is the ass man's comment:http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03...9a455e7c42.jpg
AM spent the second half asleep on the bench, it seems...
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he said " our player played at their maximum, but it was not enough for this opponent... dumb down...really??? and you check out my opponent in CUP....LV higher than me...and the star of his player to me.... and regular time in away i got 1:1.... he dumb down that my player played at their maximum....what-.-?? do you mean if a grad 10 students...played their maximum and draw with grade 12 students is a bad thing???? (and this is an away game...and only lost in ET total 3:1... over all with first leg... 4:2)
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I admit all of your posts are absolutely hilarious, but I have to disagree with most of you as I believe most of his tips are actually useful and he helped me win many games or even come back from trailing.
There are some things that need to be fixed, such as the discordant tips he gives from time to time, especially in the post-match analysis, but I still think his advices during matches are spot on; well, at least most of them.
I think they are useless, hilarious at best! :rolleyes:
LOL~~ well...are you sure he is really spot on advice ??
read the picture...do you think 10 min...i will lose 7 goal -.-?? (and really?? my attack hard to get though the defense to get a goal?? (+ i only score twice on first half...the other 4 goals happened after 60 min.... -.-! )
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I have noticed that some advices during the match are relevant though, but based on some of the posts I have seen on this forum, the match reports are somewhat repeating, and some contained some contradictions and seemed doubtful.
Well apart from the two goals they let in, I suppose they did...
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We got thrashed in mid season and AM told me "We should forget about this game as soon as possible"
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GK did has a lowest rating in the team is mentioned a great performance and even made less saves than the Op GK. Besides, he- the assistant doesn't give a **** on Sampaio who was MOM and assisted 5 out of 6 goals
Palace Terriers match today - according to my calculations, there were a good 34 minutes left when this 'last few minutes' advice came through...
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Palace Casuals had the same advice in their match, but timed four minutes earlier (ie 51 mins)...
Oh, fickle Assistant Manager...
Yesterday:
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Today:
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Make up your mind...
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15 minutes earlier he'd advised "Now we have them! Go all out attack and finish the job!"
...and afterwards...
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Yes, Moawad might have been 'amongst the best', but did you notice the one they gave the MoM to? the hat-trick hero?
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the ass manager doesn't have hattrick in his vocabulary, so he can't comment such wierd things :rolleyes:
Lost points? Lost points? It was a Champions League Quarter-Final, you numpty!!
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Another AM with dubious maths...
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What about the 4 goals?
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He seems to be incapable of counting beyond two.