Today I lost my cup match by 2-3 at home, my DL and 2DC rated below 6, but assistant manager report saying our defence did well?
What a joke :p
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Today I lost my cup match by 2-3 at home, my DL and 2DC rated below 6, but assistant manager report saying our defence did well?
What a joke :p
Mine is ranting about hiding the ball
And other redundant comments
hiding ght eball means that your team had a lot of possession than your opponent.
assistant LOL~ he is always a joke, especially in live game.... the newest one.....
see the picture...can anyone tell me how i can focus passing the ball to the field of my best performing players when all my MC, AM"X" are all 6.9 ( or maybe he means to DC or DMC to attack?? LOL )
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He is a joke[emoji23]
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The comments from one of the matches today...
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...the 3* striker who managed to score a hat-trick isn't worth a mention...
That's why he's addressee with the first 3 letters of each word ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nagu S Baragi
He also told me in the last match we'd been good in interceptions. When their completion rate is 88%, you say we intercepted well? :rolleyes:
I posted this one earlier, but for those of you who didn't see it....
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as I posted a few days ago. four goals not worth mentioning, but a total miss placed second comment
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Wow, you pay your players a lot to win.
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The score was 0-0 so who didn't hesitate?
I had a player get a red and 2 yellows so how would hard tackling of helped exactly? Especially when I changed to hard tackling anyway.
Their keeper saved 1 more shot than mine did so why was mine man of the match?
I lost 1-6 on purpose as I was tanking.
My assistant is very optimistic because he said: nobody got a yellow card
When you've finished building your stadium and other items in your 'park', and maximised the earnings from same, you quickly accumulate Billions of $. I've had the Win Bonus on Palace Casuals (currently Level 27) on max for all three competitions for the past couple of seasons and it's barely made a dent in the coffers...Quote:
Originally Posted by ponzu
LOL~ one time i was winning 7:0 in 43 min...he even told me "we have trouble to go though the defense line"Quote:
Originally Posted by El Pistolero
i really don't even know he is talking to me...or talking to the opposite ~LOL or maybe he is just kidding ~ haha
Assistant Manager comment during the 2nd Leg Cup match for Palace Terriers today:
"As we won the first match, why not concentrate on defence to protect the aggregate lead?"
1) The first match was a 0-0 draw;
2) The team was already playing defensive (and doing rather well);
3) The match score was 1-1 so we didn't have an aggregate lead.
What planet do these AMs come from, and can we replace them if we don't think they're doing the job for us?
I love this idea. Let's trade AM's on the market like we do players :-p
Lost 2-0 BTWhttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/02...6064141aaf.jpg
And both the players mentioned were defenders.
Why my scout always propose me goolkeeper?
the last 8 times it was a goalkeeper .i don't want a goalkeeper! :)
I wanted a goalkeeper, why don't they give me goalkeepers - all I get are crappy strikers and DMRs... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan Gosling
I mainly get we hardly seem to make any interceptions so does that mean I need to be hard tackling?
WANTED: Replacement Assistant Manager (AM). Must have both feet firmly on the ground, be able to read team quality, and remember what tactics and orders have been set by the Management. The old AM has been taken by the men in white coats...
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the third lost in league since the new training system....and...still...
every time lost...first thing he said the same thing...either "we were unlucky"...or "they got lucky"......
so now, the game has some random input for lucky and unlucky data to see who is going to win???
and ...team lost the game...but good match for my AMR...like..what the.........
"Valentin score a goal...we failed to stop him....".... see the below picture...1:0 do i need him to mention that ?? the whole match only has one highlight....=.=~~
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Famous Last Words from the Assistant Manager, part 352.
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Don't think that makes any difference when you see the final score...
LOL~ even i won 5:0 at 30min.... he will say the same thing....LOL i am like....really?....does he read the game as 0:5 ....which i am losing one...Quote:
Originally Posted by talisman
Another onehttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03...e577e95716.jpg
He saved 7 of 10, but the unsaved ones we converted to goals. So the defence is to blame.
We lost 3-1 BTW
There should be ways to disable it hopefully.
I only find them useful when I'm a bit desperate.
There are. In phone go to settings and you get the option to turn on/off the ass man in the game, and also live match or only commentary.Quote:
Originally Posted by pnr8555
Another one... Come on, this is a friendly:http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03...6237ab23e8.jpgThat too against a 1% team
I got "we should be more aggressive" then 1min later "we're giving away too many fouls" ,,,think I've got a female assistant on her bad week.
LOL ~ he is just entertaining us in the match ~XD
Yeah wish we could give him a nickname, pure comic relief.
Mr. PerplexQuote:
Originally Posted by HoofDaddy
Mine is Captain Obvious. Says things like:
"Great victory! All out detailed preparation on the training ground is paying off."
and
"It is better to be rich but healthy, than sick but poor."
Dr. Oblivious, sabotaging games since 2016.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gert Funck
Assistant manager is simply a mistake. Unnecessary and pointless hints.
A classic from the AM today:
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Yeah, right...
He is from another planet :rolleyes:
Then he becomes Leo... Who is not a manager [emoji14]Quote:
Originally Posted by Gert Funck
And in talisman's case he might've been talking about CKs, kickoffs and goal kicks, they're also DFKs as per the Laws of the Game.
Mine is schizophrenic.
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That is some funny ****, right there :oQuote:
Originally Posted by gogs67
