This is probably the most inane and badly-timed comment ever...
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This is probably the most inane and badly-timed comment ever...
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If you fixed this, you could win by 35-0. [emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by talisman
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Funny when you set to hard tackling and the Ass Man says we’re too soft on the opponent. Give us super hard tackling nordeus.
Not once have I listened to this crazy drunk blind guy he’s a fcuking joke.. I usually go by how much possession in fan tab, stats and how there set up during the match you just need to Monitor it throughout the game and change tactics accordingly..just wish it would tell us more detail like possession, cut the field in 3 and tell us where the possession is by both teams you can learn a lot more like that to turn the match aroun changing tactics
I assume that when he tells me we need to be more direct, that I should change to "Through the middle" for passing. It sometimes works. But the "more concrete actions", the "Are your players focused on winning?" and the "we're giving away too many free kicks" are ignorable.
Whaaattt?
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Don't let him to go out at Saturday nights, he is probably having hangover lolQuote:
Originally Posted by talisman
He's still in cloud cuckoo land...
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I only get this when I'm playing down the flanks against an apparently hard-defensive opponent. Final score 7-0.
Another AM ready to be carted off to the Funny Farm...
Last time out in the Champions League, Semi-Final 1st Leg, opponent +1 Level, +8%Q on the pitch.
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First bit of dodgy advice, score as shown. Which 'last game' is he referrring to, because I'm sure the above scoreline is the one I'm concentrating on...
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Now we're 3-0 up, and going through on Away Goals, should the score remain the same at full time - good advice, but the last time I tried it, we immediately conceded a goal from a free-kick...
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In the event, however...
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Damnation!!!!!!!
The 'more concrete actions' one is incomprehensible...Quote:
Originally Posted by Riddley
When he says that to me I imagine he wants me to give each player a sack of blue circle, a bag of sand, a bucket of water and a spade.Quote:
Originally Posted by talisman
Don't forget the small gravel...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altiplano
You must be joking!!!
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I have no screenshots, but I've had post match comments saying 'great game for *player*', then underneith it will say '*same player* didnt get into the game*... I take absolutely no notice of anything the AM says.
Try instaling Tapatalk if you are or a mobile or tablet.Quote:
Originally Posted by ccook92
6 goals for ARJEN ROBBEN
my ass.man. wasn't impressed :p
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Four assists and a goal is pretty awesome. So is scoring six, which one being better is subjective.Quote:
Originally Posted by nikolgiorgos
Then again, BOTH far outweigh "One assist for EDGAR DAVIDS" unless you're his agent!
Perhaps if you spelt his name correctly... :)
He is now definitely certifiable...
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lmao...Quote:
Originally Posted by talisman
Mine said that I will go in next round with 2:0 (Focus on defense we have results that will get us to next round) even though I lost 1st leg 4:0
I won the 1st Leg 5-0 - in the second he was saying that we needed just one more goal to go through - and we were leading 2-0...
Ive switched mine off months ago...
So far, this is my favorite:
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I'm up 10-0 at game end and AM is telling me we can't get through their defense. :p
I like this one...
Think he wants me to emulate 70s Leeds team. Not happening pal! WAWAW [emoji3]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...a276ab4863.jpg
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Today i had 2 consecutive crazy comments from ass man,never happened before.
The crazy thing is that this thread was created ~28 months ago (TWENTY EIGHT) and nothing was done since then!
2 years ago,Moi,an admin of this forum (haven't seen him here for more than 1 year)said that they are working on this but NOTHING has been done regarding this issue!
I know that you have the option to turn off ass man ,but ffs,this was supposed to be an improvement to the game experience not another unsolved bug for over 2 years!!!
They are aware of it and they just don't give a fcuk.
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hmm. yes Moi has left, Gert Funck doesn't play anymore TE, Sons of pitches still playing but just for the basics - not even exchanging the daily gifts , Hope Rugg - don't know him.
Ass. man. is alive and kicking :p
Still AM is mad ...
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Still not fixed - I think another AM will be lost to the 'funny farm'...
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Even if we'd lost 2-4 in the 1st Leg, we're still ahead 5-4 on aggregate...
Another idoicy from the AM in the 2nd Leg of a knockout round - good job the Management knows what's what...
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Is he reading the 1st Leg result the wrong way round?
He must be reading the previous result the wrong way round. Not a squeak about being behind, being knocked out, or the like. Only this one just before the end. Bl**dy idiot...
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By the way, those two games were fishy. The opposing team got 2 red cards in the first match and played without MC but still managed scored 2 goals (away goals). This clearly showed the game maybe arranging things to make the opponent go through the next round by away goals. Second match, my team conceded first (that too after following the assistant manager's advice to not tackle hard).
I love the fact that the assistant cannot even recognize when you win the first leg 6-0, he will still tell you on the next match to push forward because it is not enough.
Happend to me aswell...won first leg 5:1 and when leading 2nd leg he told me to push cuz we are losing on agregate
Was 8:1 for me with both matches included...
See my two Cup 2nd Leg matches at the top of this page...
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yeah, you don't want that.
Assistant Manager was strangely silent about the tie situation during the 2nd Leg Cup match today, I thought he'd had his mis-reading of the 1st Leg score fixed. But I was sadly disabused late on...
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Maybe he'd been out with Hugo Lloris ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by talisman
What is more funny is when you follow his advice by adjusting the settings, your team concedes 1-2 goals, and then just after you follow the next advice, your team concedes again. :D
