Season 113 - Are you ready?

[TheWhiteKirby]

Exclusive interview with The Warpstars manager, TheWhiteKirby. He has lead his side to 6 league competition wins, 2 Cup competition trophies, and 1 CL trophy.

What have you learned from last season?: "Y'know, my players played a great season as they usually do every season. Still in the hunt for the first triple crown. Aside from that, the biggest lesson learned is to stick to tactics and not listen to my stupid ass assistant manager. Keep it between you and I, I don't think he knows what he is talking about and anytime I listen to him it rarely helps. The Warpstars are built on hard attacking football, we must always be on the forefront whether we are up 10 goals or down by 10 goals."

Where did you place last season: "You were there, right? [laughs]. We won the league, sixth league trophy, second 3-peat achievement. We played marvelous football and even though we fell short in both tournament competitions we ended the season with a 6-point gap between us and the runner-ups. Very good season, deserved the trophy."

Are you participating in Association's Cup?: "For now, yes, The Warpstars will continue to compete in Association cup competition. We owe it to our association, The Gaffers, at least one more season as we recently were promoted to Silver Division. Though it is frustrating to settle for a third place trophy or fail in the finals as we have recently. I'm not the type to hold my tongue, we are in search of a new association right now. But, for this season, we are with The Gaffers and we will compete just as fierce as before."

What are your achievements in your Association?: "Well, I am the Vice-Captain Manager of the Association. Our total cup history falls with 9 1st place trophies, 3 2nd place, 5 3rd place, and 3 4th place trophies. Individually, I and my squad are the highest point gatherers. Not much else to say, we are fighting from the very bottom of the Silver division this season."

What's your current level?: "Currently, my league level is 10."

What's your budget?: "Am I being audited? [laughs] I won't get specific as the owner might sack me for not keeping my mouth shut, but let's just say we are here to acquire the highest quality players at all costs."

Who do you want to replace?: "Not that I explicitly 'wanted' to do this but we have recently replaced all forward positions except our main striker. We also bolstered our defense with a new CB to partner along our talisman in defense, Worrall. The championship-winning forward players are securely on the bench. Needless to say, we have a whole bunch of firepower this season."

What are your goals for this season?: "To be honest, calm down and enjoy the game. There will be upsets, some we can't explain- I don't know if anyone out there can other than God. But that is football, it is always tough to not get the result you want. But I must calm down and tell myself that we usually hand other managers the result they don't want either and to take stumbles in stride. No matter what happens, I will stay calm and enjoy my marij- uh, cigars outside. It would be nice to secure our first triple crown, but I honestly want to get my first 4-peat and finally bring another CL trophy home. The fans deserve it."

What's your training level?: "We are very lucky to have such a tip-top training program here at The Warpstars. We just built a new facility last season and the pay-off is phenomenal. Our younger players are enjoying it and I'm seeing new rises in quality almost every day we are out there. Right now my training level is at 76 and I hope to get that almost maxed out by the end of the season."

Thank you so much for the interview and good luck this season, for my final question, which will be your main formation?: "Thank you for having me, and to answer your question, we are sticking to my new 2-3-4-1 system. It was effective in making offensive opportunities for us last season as well as securing our defense. The forwards last year ended up missing a lot of opportunities which made games difficult for us but the opportunities were at least there so that speaks volumes to the new system. With this new batch of forwards, I can already see the brilliance of this system when it is utilized by the right squad. I do not forsee this, but if this system fails to succeed as it has we will fall back to our old system of 2-3-1-3-1. Thanks again for having me and don't forget to buy that season pass to Dreamland! It will be an amazing season this year."

(I work overnights, I was bored lol)