You Are Banned!

[DiZZee]

I honestly,seriously and without a shadow of an umbrella, think ( as in ..........without saying this out aloud), that a poster, .........(no names mentioned ........ or mention not, .........(as the people of India say)) should get banned, banished and castrated, for banning more than thrice ( as Bruce or Rodger Bannister suggested).

[Saransh Vatsa]

I ban u because your username makes me feel Dizzy!!!

[Saransh Vatsa]

I ban both you and khris.
Khris, One does not simply call the android app something you shouldnt see.
Saransh, you never tell anyone about whether the avatar is you or someone else.

Soory, this is off topic but i need clearing.
The person in my avatar is NOT ME!!!!! Never mistake that legend of being someone so unworth as me... He is the legendary cricketer, according to me and many others, The God of Cricket, Sachin Tendulkar. I am a religious follower of him and so he is my avatar. And u know i am 15, does a 15 year old look like him????
So, jll02, I ban u for mistaking Sachin Tendulkar for me!!!!!!

P.S I will add this in my signature that my avatar is not me!!!!

[DiZZee]

That exactly the same same response I get get from ladies with purple hair.
Their legs go jelly, their teeth fall out and I gave to remind them that someone else may have to sit there next.

[DiZZee]

And all along I thought Sachin came here and Kallis will be next

[Saransh Vatsa]

That exactly the same same response I get get from ladies with purple hair.
Their legs go jelly, their teeth fall out and I gave to remind them that someone else may have to sit there next.

U are banned because u did not ban anyone and did not even apologize for that!!!

[Saransh Vatsa]

And all along I thought Sachin came here and Kallis will be next

Kallis' retirement was also sudden and shocking, he too as undoubtedly a legend. Sachin was the best batsmen ever, but Kallis was the best all rounder ever, batting not as classy as Sachin but overshadowed Sachin in bowling, mainly becoz Sachin stopped bowling after 2003 due to tennis elbow problems. All respect to Kallis and his last innings was brilliant. What a 100!!! I am an Indian but i was supporting Kallis in that match, even though Kallis's 100 could have caused India's defeat
Well, this was again off-topic, common someone, ban me for this!!!!

[DiZZee]

It's elementary, Guru Vatsa.

Follow the clues
1+1+1 =. Paige #

Not your bottom but your....?

Finally, lastly, ...,first letter R ..last letter D.....
actor in the 3 musketeers, the 4 musketeers, the return of the musketeers and gladiator. Pisscat of the highest order and deserving of a toast.

[Saransh Vatsa]

If i get u, u r talking of Richard Chamberlain??????? And this is the page no 3 of the thread and Richard acted in 3 musketeers....... I have read the whole 1st volume of the works of Sherlock Holmes, so it is quite Elementary from where i see.....
The funniest part is that the complete line "Elementary, my dear Watson" has never appeared in any of his stories or novels. The closest it has gone is,"Elementary, indeed, my dear Watson" yet the former line is one of the most famous lines of English literature And conan Doyle, what to say of him, making a fictional character that receives knighthood is in my opinion the biggest achievement any writer can get. Sherlock holmes is my favourite detective novels and stories and my favourite fictional character as well. It is my dream to visti 221 B Bakers Street one day

Well, do u know the meaning of "Guru" in proper Indian terms??? If yes, how? U make me feel u r an Indian sometimes!!!

And, back on topic, U R BANNED FOR MAKING ME SOLVE PUZZLES HERE!!!!

[DiZZee]

Naamasta,
Will you TEACH me the proper term.

Here are some things I heard/know about the Land of the Indus

I get confused between dewali and deepaavali.
I get very confused when you agree and shake your head at the same time.
I like Bhaji, guess which???????
I like banghra, ( I can fit the lightbulb and pet the dog on the dancefloor)
I can click my fingers to Chennai City Gangster and Norah Jones. But her sister is classic.
I think Pretty is pretty, Big A and Small A were great and Ash and Abhi are bigger than Angie and Brad.
Rahul (refer below) is in line soon.
And finally the only banning I would be interested in was when your Ghandiji was over here

I have lit a firework once? NOW THAT SHOULD BE BANNED.
My poor dog is still in a state from New Year's celebration in da hood.