You Are Banned!

[DiZZee]

Naamasta,
Will you TEACH me the proper term.

Here are some things I heard/know about the Land of the Indus

I get confused between dewali and deepaavali.
I get very confused when you agree and shake your head at the same time.
I like Bhaji, guess which???????
I like banghra, ( I can fit the lightbulb and pet the dog on the dancefloor)
I can click my fingers to Chennai City Gangster and Norah Jones. But her sister is classic.
I think Pretty is pretty, Big A and Small A were great and Ash and Abhi are bigger than Angie and Brad.
Rahul (refer below) is in line soon.
And finally the only banning I would be interested in was when your Ghandiji was over here

I have lit a firework once? NOW THAT SHOULD BE BANNED.
My poor dog is still in a state from New Year's celebration in da hood.