O.....M......G. Buffs Mad bids on a striker then the ageing buffoon decides to 'rest his eyes for 2 mins', falls asleep and loses out. So with an impending match and only 1 fit MC he jumps into action <cue Superman theme>.....................and goes and buys a DMC!

So medical staff work overtime to get an MC fit for today's match. (Down to last kit now.) Nurse also seeks Board Approval to increase Buffs Mad's medication without further consultation. Approval given.